I was slapped so hard I thought...

I was slapped so hard I thought I was back at Mistress Whiplash's house of pain & I had forgotten the safety word
kinky | 04/03/2011 | Permalink | E | MegaScore: 121
I was slapped so hard I thought I'd never taste your girlfriend again.
Anton DeWitt | 04/03/2011 | Permalink | E | MegaScore: 116
I was slapped so hard I thought I'd just made a Holocaust joke in a synagogue
Gadzooks | 04/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 86
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I was slapped so hard I thought , "and this is why you have to stay in the kitchen"
Zeugma | 04/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 80
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I was slapped so hard I thought I shouldn't have asked Rick James what the five fingers said to the face
Charlie Murphy | 04/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 78
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I was slapped so hard I thought I was going to have to cast regen on myself
Cloud | 04/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 75
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I was slapped so hard I thought for a split second you might have been right
Wrong! | 04/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 73
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I was slapped so hard I thought twice about answering back to my husband thereafter
primul | 04/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 62
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I was slapped so hard I thought ...'how can he generate so much power with his cock?'
stinge | 04/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 55
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I was slapped so hard I thought for a second I was acting a bit stupid, then I remembered I'm a Rock Star from MARS
Charlie Sheen | 04/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 51
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I was slapped so hard I thought wow....kinky.
Faroutman | 04/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 51
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I was slapped so hard I thought she probably needed another dose of rohypnol..
betty swollocks | 04/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 51
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I was slapped so hard I thought the midwife had taken an instant dislike to me
popcorn | 04/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 48
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I was slapped so hard I thought ouch! With my iron chin, your hand might be in some some serious pain right now
Juggernaut | 04/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 41
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I was slapped so hard I thought my ear would never stop ringing
Uncle des | 04/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 38
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I was slapped so hard I thought when was WWE so painful?!
R. Orton | 04/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 38
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I was slapped so hard I thought it was wrong of me to say her bum DID look big in that
Rock Lobster | 04/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 29

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I was slapped so hard I thought
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