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I was slapped so hard I thought I'd never taste your girlfriend again.

Anton DeWitt | 04/03/2011 | Permalink | E | MegaScore: 135

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I was slapped so hard I thought I was back at Mistress Whiplash's house of pain & I had forgotten the safety word

kinky | 04/03/2011 | Permalink | E | MegaScore: 135

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I was slapped so hard I thought I'd just made a Holocaust joke in a synagogue

Gadzooks | 04/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 90

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I was slapped so hard I thought I was going to have to cast regen on myself

Cloud | 04/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 79

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I was slapped so hard I thought , "and this is why you have to stay in the kitchen"

Zeugma | 04/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 78

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I was slapped so hard I thought I shouldn't have asked Rick James what the five fingers said to the face

Charlie Murphy | 04/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 74

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I was slapped so hard I thought for a split second you might have been right

Wrong! | 04/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 73

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I was slapped so hard I thought ...'how can he generate so much power with his cock?'

stinge | 04/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 62

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I was slapped so hard I thought twice about answering back to my husband thereafter

primul | 04/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 62

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I was slapped so hard I thought wow....kinky.

Faroutman | 04/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 58

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I was slapped so hard I thought the midwife had taken an instant dislike to me

popcorn | 04/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 55

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I was slapped so hard I thought she probably needed another dose of rohypnol..

betty swollocks | 04/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 51

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I was slapped so hard I thought for a second I was acting a bit stupid, then I remembered I'm a Rock Star from MARS

Charlie Sheen | 04/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 51

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I was slapped so hard I thought ouch! With my iron chin, your hand might be in some some serious pain right now

Juggernaut | 04/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 41

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I was slapped so hard I thought my ear would never stop ringing

Uncle des | 04/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 38

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I was slapped so hard I thought when was WWE so painful?!

R. Orton | 04/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 38

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I was slapped so hard I thought it was wrong of me to say her bum DID look big in that

Rock Lobster | 04/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 29

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I was slapped so hard I thought...

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