Megaphores - Metaphors and Similes never looked so good

If I eat any more I'll end up looking like I'm in some serious pain. I get such bad indigestion!

Lang1702 | 05/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 93

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If I eat any more I'll end up looking like Mr. Creosote.

EddieB | 06/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 73

MegaAwful

If I eat any more I'll end up looking like jabba the hutt's morbidly obese and completely unloved brother

mmm pie | 05/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 55

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4

If I eat any more I'll end up looking like yo momma. If she swallowed a zeppelin.

Pasquilator | 05/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 48

MegaAwful

5

If I eat any more I'll end up looking like the profitterole mountain I just ate

Bob | 05/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 44

MegaAwful

6

If I eat any more I'll end up looking like Nessa

Simon | 05/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 43

MegaAwful

7

If I eat any more I'll end up looking like my lactose intolerance developed into insatiable feeding

sammo | 05/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 36

MegaAwful

8

If I eat any more I'll end up looking like the Michelin man.

Faroutman | 05/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 33

MegaAwful

9

If I eat any more I'll end up looking like a normal boy

starvin' marvin | 05/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 29

MegaAwful

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