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I'm so addicted to chocolate, I crave it more than cock. Lots and lots of cock.

D. Lang | 18/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 123

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I'm so addicted to chocolate, I crave it more than Charlie Sheen craves attention

cpw | 18/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 78

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I'm so addicted to chocolate, I crave it more than a heroin laced level 60 Orc warrior

Bob | 18/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 69

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I'm so addicted to chocolate, I crave it more than crack cocaine laced with crystal meth, snorted off an alcohol-soaked cigarette while surfing the internet.

Slightly different blue | 18/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 67

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I'm so addicted to chocolate, I crave it more than minecraft

Israphael | 18/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 58

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I'm so addicted to chocolate, I crave it more than the anal fun time I receive every Monday at 4:53 precisely

Faroutman | 18/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 55

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I'm so addicted to chocolate, I crave it more than my own Iron Man suit complete with Scarlett Johansson bodyguard

Bob | 18/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 54

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I'm so addicted to chocolate, I crave it more than a chocoholic child in Chad who has been morbidly malnourished for a month.

Herman | 18/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 51

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I'm so addicted to chocolate, I crave it more than Popeye craves spinach

())__CRAYON___)) > | 18/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 43

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I'm so addicted to chocolate, I crave it more than whipping midgets dressed in pantyhose

stallagmite | 18/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 43

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I'm so addicted to chocolate, I crave it more than mice crave cheese, rabbits crave carrots and monkeys crave bananas

Mr Mistopholes | 18/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 39

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I'm so addicted to chocolate, I crave it more than I do dong

camille | 18/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 29

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