I'm so addicted to chocolate, I crave it more than...

I'm so addicted to chocolate, I crave it more than cock. Lots and lots of cock.
D. Lang | 18/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 125
I'm so addicted to chocolate, I crave it more than Charlie Sheen craves attention
cpw | 18/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 82
I'm so addicted to chocolate, I crave it more than crack cocaine laced with crystal meth, snorted off an alcohol-soaked cigarette while surfing the internet.
Slightly different blue | 18/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 72
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I'm so addicted to chocolate, I crave it more than a heroin laced level 60 Orc warrior
Bob | 18/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 69
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I'm so addicted to chocolate, I crave it more than minecraft
Israphael | 18/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 58
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I'm so addicted to chocolate, I crave it more than the anal fun time I receive every Monday at 4:53 precisely
Faroutman | 18/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 55
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I'm so addicted to chocolate, I crave it more than my own Iron Man suit complete with Scarlett Johansson bodyguard
Bob | 18/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 54
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I'm so addicted to chocolate, I crave it more than a chocoholic child in Chad who has been morbidly malnourished for a month.
Herman | 18/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 51
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I'm so addicted to chocolate, I crave it more than Popeye craves spinach
())__CRAYON___)) > | 18/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 43
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I'm so addicted to chocolate, I crave it more than whipping midgets dressed in pantyhose
stallagmite | 18/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 43
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I'm so addicted to chocolate, I crave it more than mice crave cheese, rabbits crave carrots and monkeys crave bananas
Mr Mistopholes | 18/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 39
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I'm so addicted to chocolate, I crave it more than I do dong
camille | 18/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 29

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