My new armour offers me about as much protection as...

My new armour offers me about as much protection as dancing on a hilltop clad only in tinfoil whilst cursing Zeus during a thunderstorm
Gadzooks | 22/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 77
My new armour offers me about as much protection as a pair of Adamantine nipple rings
i like turtles | 22/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 69
My new armour offers me about as much protection as holy Materia :'(
Aeris | 22/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 67
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My new armour offers me about as much protection as my scrotal sack does around my small, sensitive balls
cpw | 22/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 66
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My new armour offers me about as much protection as a band-aid on an elephant's arse
humorlinks | 22/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 66
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My new armour offers me about as much protection as my Jujitsu wizardry.
Sweet F.A | 22/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 65
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My new armour offers me about as much protection as my tinfoil sword
Blue Peter Warrior | 22/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 55
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My new armour offers me about as much protection as Maddie's parents did
fence | 22/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 55
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My new armour offers me about as much protection as a brown paper bag.
Paul Leviathan | 22/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 55
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My new armour offers me about as much protection as the condom I just used which expired in 2003
Dad to be | 22/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 54
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My new armour offers me about as much protection as the emperor's new clothes in the washing basket....
Poostache | 22/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 52
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My new armour offers me about as much protection as chocolate bodypaint
Lets go swimming | 22/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 52
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My new armour offers me about as much protection as baby oil does from harmful UV-A and UV-B rays
Scorchio | 22/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 48
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My new armour offers me about as much protection as a paper hat
FIRST | 22/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 48
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My new armour offers me about as much protection as this condom I fashioned out of a crisp packet and a rubber band
[]D[][]V[][]D | 22/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 43
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My new armour offers me about as much protection as a 2ft wide steel reinforced wall, but twice as heavy
Jyeas | 22/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 36

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