Just been for a run and now I'm sweatier than...

Just been for a run and now I'm sweatier than Darth Vader in an S&M store
Gadzooks | 01/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 132
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Just been for a run and now I'm sweatier than an average american who just walked up the stairs
Faroutman | 01/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 95
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Just been for a run and now I'm sweatier than a blind lesbian in a fishmongers
mikelike | 16/08/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 92
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Just been for a run and now I'm sweatier than an orgy at weightwatchers. In a sauna.
generic username | 01/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 76
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Just been for a run and now I'm sweatier than a peodophile in a Barney suit!
Spotter32 | 31/08/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 75
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Just been for a run and now I'm sweatier than some overworked and underpaid alphabetty spaghetti stored between sweaty betty's dirty bellows
Zeugma | 04/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 69
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Just been for a run and now I'm sweatier than several hundred geriatric pugs.
Dr. Melon | 01/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 65
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Just been for a run and now I'm sweatier than a constipated nun in a porta loo on a summers day in the desert with a freshly brewed cup of tea... Vicar
Warped mind | 01/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 65
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Just been for a run and now I'm sweatier than an Alabama mooncricket on a rape charge.
OI! YOU! | 11/07/2019 | Permalink | MegaScore: 65
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Just been for a run and now I'm sweatier than charlie sheen when he runs out of tiger blood.
Jonny boy | 01/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 63
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Just been for a run and now I'm sweatier than a big ol' hog who went for a big ol' jog in a thick fur coat after eating spicy goat.
Herman | 01/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 61
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Just been for a run and now I'm sweatier than Yusein Bolt after he mistook Silverstone for the Olympic stadium, but still won
doon | 01/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 56
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Just been for a run and now I'm sweatier than Venus Williams' jockstrap
cpw | 01/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 52
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Just been for a run and now I'm sweatier than your mom's asscrack
freddy pop | 01/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 49
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Just been for a run and now I'm sweatier than a fat lady at an all-you-can-eat pancake breafast
Jizzy G | 02/07/2017 | Permalink | MegaScore: 48
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Just been for a run and now I'm sweatier than the Flash's nuts after a hard days runnin
Rewind | 01/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 45
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Just been for a run and now I'm sweatier than Garry Glitter at Disney World
First bitches | 01/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 45
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Just been for a run and now I'm sweatier than Jimmy savile in a nursery
Bay | 09/07/2013 | Permalink | MegaScore: 45
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Just been for a run and now I'm sweatier than catholic priest in playschool for boys
Spotter32 | 31/08/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 43
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Just been for a run and now I'm sweatier than a hot Hyperhidrosis sufferer
keyboard warrior | 01/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 41
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Just been for a run and now I'm sweatier than a Ridley Scott movie
twirk wiggler | 27/06/2012 | Permalink | MegaScore: 38
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Just been for a run and now I'm sweatier than a whore at confession
spanky | 17/12/2012 | Permalink | MegaScore: 36
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Just been for a run and now I'm sweatier than a 30 stone man who went for a walk
Ghoul | 01/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 34
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Just been for a run and now I'm sweatier than the inside of a shin pad
McCorkle | 01/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 29
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Just been for a run and now I'm sweatier than Jesus at Easter
Kiwi | 04/07/2012 | Permalink | MegaScore: 29
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Just been for a run and now I'm sweatier than rancid beef
gross | 01/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 22
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Just been for a run and now I'm sweatier than a whore in achurch
ryguy | 01/03/2013 | Permalink | MegaScore: 0
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Just been for a run and now I'm sweatier than a nonce in a playgym
KC | 05/08/2019 | Permalink | MegaScore: 0
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