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I've eaten so many Easter eggs, I feel like Rick Wallers left ventricle

Lang1702 | 25/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 81

I've eaten so many Easter eggs, I feel like I'm the Easter Bunny's drug mule... Now just got to hope they don't pop in my stomach and cause me to OD

Gadzooks | 25/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 66

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I've eaten so many Easter eggs, I feel like doing a handstand while taking a shit and being the world's first human chocolate fountain

Quadraspaz | 25/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 62

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I've eaten so many Easter eggs, I feel like my liposuction could feed a third world family for a week

Bob | 25/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 39

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I've eaten so many Easter eggs, I feel like I need to eat some broody hens and see if they will hatch in me.

Faroutman | 25/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 29

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I've eaten so many Easter eggs, I feel like sticking this one up my arse instead

Frightful | 25/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 26

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I've eaten so many Easter eggs, I feel like...