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Yellow snow tastes like what I thought was orange squash in gran's fridge..

generic username | 04/05/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 58

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Yellow snow tastes like my mouth after a evenings passion with my pet chihuahua

The beast | 04/05/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 45

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Yellow snow tastes like the aftermath of the Annual Interactive Jellyfish Awareness Conference

Bob | 04/05/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 44

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Yellow snow tastes like pingu's jizz

spaceman | 04/05/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 41

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Yellow snow tastes like someone's been drinking asparagus-laced bleach

Gadzooks | 04/05/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 38

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6

Yellow snow tastes like a lemon and sulphur slush puppy.

Faroutman | 04/05/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 26

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Yellow snow tastes like a cocktail of Skol and Red Stripe

Quadraspaz | 04/05/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 24

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