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Working on a weekend feels more wrong than enjoying the moment your finger pokes through using cheap loo roll

Lang1702 | 07/05/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 75

Working on a weekend feels more wrong than wanking on my granny, but at least working on a weekend doesn't cause the funeral director to kick me out.

Slightly different blue | 07/05/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 39

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Working on a weekend feels more wrong than when dog owners share ice creams with their dogs

Yoda's smelly green balls | 07/05/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 29

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Working on a weekend feels more wrong than touching little children... so that'll be two tickets to Heaven courtesy of the Pope then

Gadzooks | 07/05/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 29

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Working on a weekend feels more wrong than paying Â£1.37 for a litre of petrol

Concerned parent | 07/05/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 29

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Working on a weekend feels more wrong than masturbating over hearing your parents having sex

generic username | 07/05/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 29

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Working on a weekend feels more wrong than than being sexually pleasured by Susan Boyle.

Faroutman | 07/05/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 29

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Working on a weekend feels more wrong than...