Megaphores - Metaphors and Similes never looked so good

You're such a noob you couldn't even complete Super Mario with a constant supply of invincibility stars

Quadraspaz | 20/05/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 52

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You're such a noob you couldn't even play Tetris without getting fragged

i like turtles | 20/05/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 44

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You're such a noob you couldn't even walk on water if you were God's son

Gadzooks | 20/05/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 36

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You're such a noob you couldn't even get the hole in one.

Faroutman | 20/05/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 34

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5

You're such a noob you couldn't even register a score on the punching machine

robert | 20/05/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 33

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6

You're such a noob you couldn't even beat a paraplegic at Dance Dance Revolution

:@ | 20/05/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 29

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7

You're such a noob you couldn't even get a 3 kill streak if you were a one-eyed man in the land of the blind.

Slightly different blue | 20/05/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 26

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You're such a noob you couldn't even...