Megaphores - Metaphors and Similes never looked so good

Have you met my friend Jesus? He's the best imaginary friend a man could ask for

Drummond | 03/06/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 62

Have you met my friend Jesus? He's THE man to go to if you're after a fish butty

Milky Joe | 03/06/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 62

Have you met my friend Jesus? He's just come out of a long term relationship and his confidence has taken a dent, can you please give him your number?

Gadzooks | 03/06/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 55

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Have you met my friend Jesus? He's like the Jack Bauer of the new testement

Curly Wurly | 03/06/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 55

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Have you met my friend Jesus? He's so off his tits on smack he thinks he's the son of God and can perform miracles

The Pope | 03/06/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 52

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Have you met my friend Jesus? He's always moaning about how his birthday is on Christmas day and people buy him "Joint Presents" all the time

Pipeline | 03/06/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 52

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Have you met my friend Jesus? He's supposed to be around here somewhere, it was prophesied.

Faroutman | 03/06/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 52

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Have you met my friend Jesus? He's the worlds first human egg timer

Lang1702 | 03/06/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 52

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Have you met my friend Jesus? He's just had the cheapest ride ever at a dinner party where the dress theme is characters from Myth and Legend

Glob | 03/06/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 43

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Have you met my friend Jesus? He's just been awarded with a Booker Prize for best fiction

Blog | 03/06/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 43

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Have you met my friend Jesus? He's been sleeping with my mrs, that's why he's up there on that cross

gr | 03/06/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 39

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Have you met my friend Jesus? He's got a serious alcohol problem... as soon as he sees water, he turns it to wine, which is why he didn't go down well in A

sam | 03/06/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 36

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Have you met my friend Jesus? He's the guy that owes me Â£40 for that hooker I bought him that one time, mary something

Alias | 03/06/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 32

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Have you met my friend Jesus? He's much cooler than my other friends, Yoda and the Tooth Fairy

i like turtles | 03/06/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 29

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Have you met my friend Jesus? He's...

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