When I first gazed into your eyes it was like...

When I first gazed into your eyes it was like the fact you were a video game character wasn't holding us back any longer
job | 24/01/2011 | Permalink | E | MegaScore: 166
When I first gazed into your eyes it was like my oculophilia had reached dizzying new heights.
Poostache | 24/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 122
When I first gazed into your eyes it was like get out of here I'm having a dump!
Lang1702 | 24/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 98
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When I first gazed into your eyes it was like "get out the way I'm trying to look at your mate"
Faroutman | 24/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 90
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When I first gazed into your eyes it was like staring into the deepest pits of hell
Lang1702 | 24/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 87
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When I first gazed into your eyes it was like "there's a cream for that".
Rikki Sixx | 24/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 82
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When I first gazed into your eyes it was like I could see a wonderful future ahead, marriage, children, laughs and giggles, then the Rohypnol started to wear off
Andy | 24/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 82
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When I first gazed into your eyes it was like I wanted to heal all your pain and sadness even though you're obligated by your Eastenders contract
binary | 24/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 78
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When I first gazed into your eyes it was like drinking a pangalactic gargleblaster
Faroutman | 24/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 74
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When I first gazed into your eyes it was like the only thing that could disturb this wonderful moment was your rape alarm
jim | 24/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 73
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When I first gazed into your eyes it was like seeing the La Brea Tarpits for the very first time.
ColonelT | 24/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 73
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When I first gazed into your eyes it was like the biggest mistake of my life coming back to haunt me
Elvin | 24/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 64
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When I first gazed into your eyes it was like the time when someone dipped a mars bar in batter
jonh | 24/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 64
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When I first gazed into your eyes it was like staring at your boobs but not as good
LEe | 24/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 58
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When I first gazed into your eyes it was like all those years as a heterosexual were wasted
Julian | 24/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 52
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When I first gazed into your eyes it was like knowing that third bollock would be ok
Bob | 24/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 51
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When I first gazed into your eyes it was like you didn't know you had jaundice
jonh | 24/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 48
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When I first gazed into your eyes it was like the gentle warmth of sunshine spread through my whole body.
Alice | 24/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 45
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When I first gazed into your eyes it was like those RSPCA sirens were wedding bells
dave | 24/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 45
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When I first gazed into your eyes it was like being raped my a heard of angery badgers with PMS
crowdreamer | 24/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 44
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When I first gazed into your eyes it was like the fact you're my mum and my sister didn't matter anymore
Wayen | 24/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 43
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When I first gazed into your eyes it was like having my prostate massaged by fireflies
Ben | 24/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 41
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When I first gazed into your eyes it was like my boxer shorts filled with warm double cream
Jezz43 | 24/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 41
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When I first gazed into your eyes it was like a sence of achievement knowing I had collected all that human skin
LeeH | 24/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 39
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When I first gazed into your eyes it was like looking into your mums... but not as good.
PhilH | 24/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 39
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When I first gazed into your eyes it was like looking into the eyes of a 40+ prostitute... Dead inside
LeeH | 24/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 36
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When I first gazed into your eyes it was like looking at pupils again...
PhilH | 24/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 33
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When I first gazed into your eyes it was like Chris Brown looking at Rihanna
BlakeT | 24/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 33
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When I first gazed into your eyes it was like when the pack of horny pandas asked me on a date.
PhilH | 24/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 16

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When I first gazed into your eyes it was like
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