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Forgot to buy a Valentine's Day card and now I'm in more trouble than an Egyptian president after 30 years in office

Toby Lerone | 14/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 86

Forgot to buy a Valentine's Day card and now I'm in more trouble than the time I gave her an amish snowplow, an angry pirate and a brown trout in the same night

Zeugma | 16/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 82

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Forgot to buy a Valentine's Day card and now I'm in more trouble than Robert Kubica approaching a corner too fast

M. Schumacher | 14/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 82

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Forgot to buy a Valentine's Day card and now I'm in more trouble than the time I made her a birthday card out of glitter, PVA glue and pubes

Zoidberg | 14/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 74

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Forgot to buy a Valentine's Day card and now I'm in more trouble than Eddie Murphy.

Rikki Sixx | 14/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 69

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Forgot to buy a Valentine's Day card and now I'm in more trouble than Silvio Burlisconi every day

Bob | 14/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 67

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Forgot to buy a Valentine's Day card and now I'm in more trouble than Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond and James May on a Lads On Tour holiday to Mexico

Simba | 14/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 60

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Forgot to buy a Valentine's Day card and now I'm in more trouble than a cojoined twin with a homosexual, S&M loving brother

Rowan | 14/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 58

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Forgot to buy a Valentine's Day card and now I'm in more trouble than the time I decorated the house with candles, rose petals and a military standard sex harness

Bob | 14/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 41

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Forgot to buy a Valentine's Day card and now I'm in more trouble than Michael Jackson's Doctor....

Poostache | 14/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 33

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Forgot to buy a Valentine's Day card and now I'm in more trouble than no-one as I forgot to get myself a girlfriend. Again....

Faroutman | 14/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 33

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Forgot to buy a Valentine's Day card and now I'm in more trouble than...

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