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Ciaran | 25/10/2018 | Permalink | MegaScore: 431
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Mr. Porky | 23/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 224
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Addy1991 | 07/01/2014 | Permalink | MegaScore: 190
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Chopper | 02/05/2016 | Permalink | MegaScore: 163
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Ram | 03/07/2019 | Permalink | MegaScore: 153
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Hoggy | 23/02/2011 | Permalink | E | MegaScore: 139
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G. W. Bush | 23/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 121
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Suthers | 12/04/2022 | Permalink | MegaScore: 120
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USA USA | 23/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 118
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Kayleighkid | 28/03/2017 | Permalink | MegaScore: 114
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luke carter | 15/11/2014 | Permalink | MegaScore: 112
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Dan S | 12/03/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 112
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Lil Chucky P. | 31/12/2015 | Permalink | MegaScore: 111
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Muttley | 27/05/2022 | Permalink | MegaScore: 93
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Lang1702 | 23/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 90
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LMAZ | 25/08/2020 | Permalink | MegaScore: 88
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L-I-SteveO | 21/09/2019 | Permalink | MegaScore: 87
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kjm1963 | 23/01/2012 | Permalink | MegaScore: 87
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Jenko | 24/07/2015 | Permalink | MegaScore: 84
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Rachel Maxwell | 03/05/2022 | Permalink | MegaScore: 84
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Far Tall Knight | 23/05/2022 | Permalink | MegaScore: 81
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Mark salmon | 20/11/2020 | Permalink | MegaScore: 77
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MK | 28/08/2020 | Permalink | MegaScore: 76
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kjm1963 | 23/01/2012 | Permalink | MegaScore: 73
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Willie | 23/12/2019 | Permalink | MegaScore: 69
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Ram | 03/07/2019 | Permalink | MegaScore: 67
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Wmj | 03/08/2021 | Permalink | MegaScore: 66
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Bird Man | 01/07/2021 | Permalink | MegaScore: 65
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job | 23/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 65
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B Ecclestone | 23/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 63
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Willie | 23/12/2019 | Permalink | MegaScore: 62
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I HATE HUMANS | 21/09/2019 | Permalink | MegaScore: 60
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ron | 23/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 59
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zebedee | 23/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 59
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jibjob | 23/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 58
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harry | 23/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 58
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Cloud | 23/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 57
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lolman | 17/08/2020 | Permalink | MegaScore: 55
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job | 23/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 54
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Tony | 01/04/2020 | Permalink | MegaScore: 54
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Goose | 19/09/2021 | Permalink | MegaScore: 54
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Richie69 | 04/04/2015 | Permalink | MegaScore: 50
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Kings | 25/11/2014 | Permalink | MegaScore: 45
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Stephen Hawking | 21/09/2019 | Permalink | MegaScore: 45
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lolman | 17/08/2020 | Permalink | MegaScore: 44
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Faroutman | 23/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 43
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gadgetman36 | 27/09/2020 | Permalink | MegaScore: 43
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Bob | 23/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 43
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Oh noes! | 23/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 42
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jimbo | 23/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 36
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Kayleighkid | 28/03/2017 | Permalink | MegaScore: 35
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Illusion1st | 16/09/2021 | Permalink | MegaScore: 35
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ZekeTheGeek | 11/11/2019 | Permalink | MegaScore: 33
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Angie baby xXxX | 07/02/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 33
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Jd | 29/09/2019 | Permalink | MegaScore: 27
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Me | 05/09/2019 | Permalink | MegaScore: 26
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FUCK ALTICE | 21/09/2019 | Permalink | MegaScore: 22
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Pussy Galore | 15/07/2019 | Permalink | MegaScore: 20
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Pop | 17/08/2020 | Permalink | MegaScore: 13
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Pop | 17/08/2020 | Permalink | MegaScore: 0
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Roger | 17/08/2020 | Permalink | MegaScore: 0
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Lee | 05/12/2021 | Permalink | MegaScore: 0
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