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Muttley | 27/05/2022 | Permalink | MegaScore: 110
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LMAZ | 25/08/2020 | Permalink | MegaScore: 83
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Bird Man | 01/07/2021 | Permalink | MegaScore: 74
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Willie | 23/12/2019 | Permalink | MegaScore: 66
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Willie | 23/12/2019 | Permalink | MegaScore: 66
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Ram | 03/07/2019 | Permalink | MegaScore: 65
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B Ecclestone | 23/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 64
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jibjob | 23/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 59
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I HATE HUMANS | 21/09/2019 | Permalink | MegaScore: 58
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Illusion1st | 16/09/2021 | Permalink | MegaScore: 52
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Stephen Hawking | 21/09/2019 | Permalink | MegaScore: 48
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Faroutman | 23/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 44
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Oh noes! | 23/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 44
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jimbo | 23/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 37
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