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Ciaran | 25/10/2018 | Permalink | MegaScore: 143
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Mr. Porky | 23/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 128
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Hoggy | 23/02/2011 | Permalink | E | MegaScore: 124
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G. W. Bush | 23/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 122
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Addy1991 | 07/01/2014 | Permalink | MegaScore: 114
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Stephen Hawking | 21/09/2019 | Permalink | MegaScore: 108
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FUCK ALTICE | 21/09/2019 | Permalink | MegaScore: 102
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USA USA | 23/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 90
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Ram | 03/07/2019 | Permalink | MegaScore: 90
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Chopper | 02/05/2016 | Permalink | MegaScore: 90
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Lang1702 | 23/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 88
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kjm1963 | 23/01/2012 | Permalink | MegaScore: 76
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luke carter | 15/11/2014 | Permalink | MegaScore: 76
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Lil Chucky P. | 31/12/2015 | Permalink | MegaScore: 76
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B Ecclestone | 23/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 66
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L-I-SteveO | 21/09/2019 | Permalink | MegaScore: 66
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Kayleighkid | 28/03/2017 | Permalink | MegaScore: 65
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job | 23/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 63
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harry | 23/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 63
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Ram | 03/07/2019 | Permalink | MegaScore: 62
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kjm1963 | 23/01/2012 | Permalink | MegaScore: 61
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jibjob | 23/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 60
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Cloud | 23/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 60
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ron | 23/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 60
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Jenko | 24/07/2015 | Permalink | MegaScore: 60
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zebedee | 23/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 58
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job | 23/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 56
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Me | 05/09/2019 | Permalink | MegaScore: 52
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Oh noes! | 23/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 50
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Bob | 23/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 50
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Faroutman | 23/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 47
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Richie69 | 04/04/2015 | Permalink | MegaScore: 43
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jimbo | 23/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 39
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Kings | 25/11/2014 | Permalink | MegaScore: 39
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Kayleighkid | 28/03/2017 | Permalink | MegaScore: 36
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Pussy Galore | 15/07/2019 | Permalink | MegaScore: 27
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I HATE HUMANS | 21/09/2019 | Permalink | MegaScore: 0
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Jd | 29/09/2019 | Permalink | MegaScore: 0

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