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Hoggy | 23/02/2011 | Permalink | E | MegaScore: 128
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G. W. Bush | 23/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 127
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Mr. Porky | 23/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 120
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Ciaran | 25/10/2018 | Permalink | MegaScore: 108
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Addy1991 | 07/01/2014 | Permalink | MegaScore: 101
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Ram | 03/07/2019 | Permalink | MegaScore: 97
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Ram | 03/07/2019 | Permalink | MegaScore: 93
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Lang1702 | 23/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 92
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USA USA | 23/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 88
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No way could you do that. You've got more chance Of Helen Keller finding Waldo
Lil Chucky P. | 31/12/2015 | Permalink | MegaScore: 84
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kjm1963 | 23/01/2012 | Permalink | MegaScore: 81
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job | 23/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 78
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Chopper | 02/05/2016 | Permalink | MegaScore: 78
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No way could you do that. You've got more chance watching Robert Kubica winning the Bahrain Grand Prix
B Ecclestone | 23/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 72
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luke carter | 15/11/2014 | Permalink | MegaScore: 72
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harry | 23/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 68
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No way could you do that. You've got more chance of climbing Mount Kilimanjaro with anvils strapped to your coinpurse
jibjob | 23/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 64
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No way could you do that. You've got more chance of shitting in the Queen's handbag
Kayleighkid | 28/03/2017 | Permalink | MegaScore: 63
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No way could you do that. You've got more chance of knitting fog
kjm1963 | 23/01/2012 | Permalink | MegaScore: 63
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ron | 23/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 63
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No way could you do that. You've got more chance of beating Emerald weapon with only Cait Sith in your party
Cloud | 23/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 63
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No way could you do that. You've got more chance finding a girl that won't laugh at the size of your junk
zebedee | 23/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 63
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No way could you do that. You've got more chance of eating a Samoan Vindaloo and not suffering a rectal prolapse in the morning
job | 23/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 60
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No way could you do that. You've got more chance of picking a box of freshly picked apples in spring
Oh noes! | 23/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 57
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Bob | 23/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 56
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No way could you do that. You've got more chance taking on 300 Spartans with nothing but a spoon.
Faroutman | 23/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 52
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Richie69 | 04/04/2015 | Permalink | MegaScore: 50
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Jenko | 24/07/2015 | Permalink | MegaScore: 49
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No way could you do that. You've got more chance of nailing a blancmange to the ceiling
Kayleighkid | 28/03/2017 | Permalink | MegaScore: 41
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No way could you do that. You've got more chance walking in a straight line with your inner ear infection
jimbo | 23/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 37
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No way could you do that. You've got more chance Of doing a whole weeks shopping on the self checkout service without getting "Unattended Item In Bagging Area"
Kings | 25/11/2014 | Permalink | MegaScore: 36
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No way could you do that. You've got more chance Of being handcuffed by ghosts
Pussy Galore | 15/07/2019 | Permalink | MegaScore: 0

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