I forgot to buy milk so my pancakes ended up stodgier than...

I forgot to buy milk so my pancakes ended up stodgier than my girlfriends yeast infection
Zeugma | 10/03/2011 | Permalink | E | MegaScore: 107
I forgot to buy milk so my pancakes ended up stodgier than the waste from a liposuction clinic
i like turtles | 09/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 101
I forgot to buy milk so my pancakes ended up stodgier than curdled yogurt
Faroutman | 09/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 77
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I forgot to buy milk so my pancakes ended up stodgier than porridge with the appearance of cottage cheese
Lang1702 | 09/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 75
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I forgot to buy milk so my pancakes ended up stodgier than your mom's shepherds pie
Chuckle vision | 09/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 73
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I forgot to buy milk so my pancakes ended up stodgier than hour old chewing gum
vader | 09/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 64
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I forgot to buy milk so my pancakes ended up stodgier than school dinners
Gadzooks | 09/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 62
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I forgot to buy milk so my pancakes ended up stodgier than PVA glue mixed with donkey shite
Eee oooooorr | 09/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 60
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I forgot to buy milk so my pancakes ended up stodgier than my poo after eating 10 loaves of bread
theultimatestruggle | 09/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 55
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I forgot to buy milk so my pancakes ended up stodgier than Weetabix that you have left too long before eating
Mr Observant | 09/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 52
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I forgot to buy milk so my pancakes ended up stodgier than the custard they used to palm us of with at first school
Semolina | 09/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 48
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I forgot to buy milk so my pancakes ended up stodgier than that time I mixed up cement powder and porridge oats
nomnom | 09/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 44
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I forgot to buy milk so my pancakes ended up stodgier than the treacle I tried putting inside it
Shweet | 09/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 39
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I forgot to buy milk so my pancakes ended up stodgier than that corpse I munged last week
never again | 09/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 33
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I forgot to buy milk so my pancakes ended up stodgier than baked potato
To be sure | 09/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 31
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I forgot to buy milk so my pancakes ended up stodgier than the contents of my right nut sack. The left one is just gangreen
Squishy | 09/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 24

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