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That chatup line was more of a failure than attempting to host a coolest ginger competitionMegaAwful
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That chatup line was more of a failure than the Titanic was at reaching the promised landMegaAwful
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That chatup line was more of a failure than Lenny Henry and Dawn French's sex life.MegaAwful
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