That chatup line was more of a failure than...

That chatup line was more of a failure than Katie Price's string of marriages
Lang1702 | 28/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 105
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That chatup line was more of a failure than George best's liver
Oof | 28/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 87
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That chatup line was more of a failure than I am for sneezing while saying it
Doodle | 28/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 82
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That chatup line was more of a failure than England's 2018 World Cup bid
Faroutman | 28/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 78
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That chatup line was more of a failure than the mating ritual dance that preceded it
Charlton | 28/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 77
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That chatup line was more of a failure than attempting to host a coolest ginger competition
Zeugma | 30/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 74
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That chatup line was more of a failure than my last attempt to satisfy a woman sexually
theplank | 28/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 72
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That chatup line was more of a failure than her not having a rape alarm...
MedShent | 28/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 69
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That chatup line was more of a failure than getting a vasectomy just before your wife leaves you
vanillabear | 28/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 66
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That chatup line was more of a failure than Harvey Price attempting to build Tracy Island out of Paper Mache
thunderbird | 28/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 60
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That chatup line was more of a failure than the mega cd/jaguar/saturn consoles
nerdburger | 28/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 55
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That chatup line was more of a failure than the Bay of Pigs Invasion.
Korey | 28/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 54
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That chatup line was more of a failure than asking a downs syndrome banana to find a picture of a blue waffle on google images.
PHILH | 28/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 54
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That chatup line was more of a failure than the Titanic was at reaching the promised land
Steff | 28/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 52
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That chatup line was more of a failure than Princess Diana's airbag.
PhilH | 28/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 48
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That chatup line was more of a failure than the launch of John Merrick's skincare and beauty product franchise.
Spesh | 28/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 48
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That chatup line was more of a failure than Harvey Price's genetics
Bob | 28/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 38
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That chatup line was more of a failure than a box of freshly picked apples
ohNoIDidn't | 28/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 36
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That chatup line was more of a failure than trying to eat an ice cream in the middle of the Sahara
Elvin | 28/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 36
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That chatup line was more of a failure than the Wii U's selling rates!
Applemunch | 23/10/2019 | Permalink | MegaScore: 35
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That chatup line was more of a failure than Ricky Martin pretending he wasn't a doughnut puncher
Boris | 28/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 29
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That chatup line was more of a failure than harvey price's bib
youknowitsme | 28/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 26
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That chatup line was more of a failure than any premiership footballers marriage.
PhilH | 28/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 26
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That chatup line was more of a failure than that time I blind-dated a woman who said she was 32... she was 13.
rubbish | 28/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 26
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That chatup line was more of a failure than Lady Miscarriage IV
sheddymcshed | 28/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 24
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That chatup line was more of a failure than employing a blind antelope as a taxi driver.
philh | 28/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 24
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That chatup line was more of a failure than Lenny Henry and Dawn French's sex life.
Shedder | 28/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 22
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That chatup line was more of a failure than the time I tried to sneeze with my eyes open and popped a hernia
hiphop | 28/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 22
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