Megaphores - Metaphors and Similes never looked so good

Just been stung by a wasp and now my face has swollen up so bad it looks like the Bride of Wildenstein after a knife fighting exercise at Bath Uni Jitsu Club....

Poostache | 02/04/2011 | Permalink | E | MegaScore: 121

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Just been stung by a wasp and now my face has swollen up so bad it looks like I sucked a guy off and my face got pregnant.

Slightly different blue | 02/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 95

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Just been stung by a wasp and now my face has swollen up so bad it looks like I've been used as a blunt weapon to beat someone to death

Gadzooks | 02/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 94

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Just been stung by a wasp and now my face has swollen up so bad it looks like the elephant man's tumours took a holiday to the delightful country of my face

Zeugma | 02/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 90

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Just been stung by a wasp and now my face has swollen up so bad it looks like I got Tango'd by Brock Lesnar

heatseeker | 02/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 82

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Just been stung by a wasp and now my face has swollen up so bad it looks like michelin man's inflamed thyroid gland

Quadraspaz | 02/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 78

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Just been stung by a wasp and now my face has swollen up so bad it looks like it's gone 30 rounds with Muhammed Ali

Bob | 02/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 70

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Just been stung by a wasp and now my face has swollen up so bad it looks like something off of Theme Hospital

First Mawlfuckas | 02/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 67

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Just been stung by a wasp and now my face has swollen up so bad it looks like Vanessa Feltz suffering from anaphylactic shock.

Duff | 02/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 62

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Just been stung by a wasp and now my face has swollen up so bad it looks like I blocked a bokkan with it five times in ten minutes

ooops | 02/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 62

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Just been stung by a wasp and now my face has swollen up so bad it looks like I've been practising my forward drop breakfalls for 3 hours, with no hands

derpderp | 02/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 60

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Just been stung by a wasp and now my face has swollen up so bad it looks like a minecraft character's

nookie | 02/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 55

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Just been stung by a wasp and now my face has swollen up so bad it looks like I attempted 'clap behind the back' pressups...

rookie error | 02/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 52

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Just been stung by a wasp and now my face has swollen up so bad it looks like...

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