Just been stung by a wasp and now my face has swollen up so bad it looks like...

Just been stung by a wasp and now my face has swollen up so bad it looks like the Bride of Wildenstein after a knife fighting exercise at Bath Uni Jitsu Club....
Poostache | 02/04/2011 | Permalink | E | MegaScore: 124
Just been stung by a wasp and now my face has swollen up so bad it looks like the elephant man's tumours took a holiday to the delightful country of my face
Zeugma | 02/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 88
Just been stung by a wasp and now my face has swollen up so bad it looks like I've been used as a blunt weapon to beat someone to death
Gadzooks | 02/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 86
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Just been stung by a wasp and now my face has swollen up so bad it looks like michelin man's inflamed thyroid gland
Quadraspaz | 02/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 82
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Just been stung by a wasp and now my face has swollen up so bad it looks like I got Tango'd by Brock Lesnar
heatseeker | 02/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 82
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Just been stung by a wasp and now my face has swollen up so bad it looks like I sucked a guy off and my face got pregnant.
Slightly different blue | 02/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 82
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Just been stung by a wasp and now my face has swollen up so bad it looks like it's gone 30 rounds with Muhammed Ali
Bob | 02/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 64
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Just been stung by a wasp and now my face has swollen up so bad it looks like something off of Theme Hospital
First Mawlfuckas | 02/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 62
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Just been stung by a wasp and now my face has swollen up so bad it looks like Vanessa Feltz suffering from anaphylactic shock.
Duff | 02/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 55
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Just been stung by a wasp and now my face has swollen up so bad it looks like I blocked a bokkan with it five times in ten minutes
ooops | 02/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 55
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Just been stung by a wasp and now my face has swollen up so bad it looks like I've been practising my forward drop breakfalls for 3 hours, with no hands
derpderp | 02/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 52
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Just been stung by a wasp and now my face has swollen up so bad it looks like a minecraft character's
nookie | 02/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 48
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Just been stung by a wasp and now my face has swollen up so bad it looks like I attempted 'clap behind the back' pressups...
rookie error | 02/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 45

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Just been stung by a wasp and now my face has swollen up so bad it looks like
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