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This curry is so spicy it feels like I just ate a million Scoville units.

kevinbors | 03/04/2011 | Permalink | E | MegaScore: 111

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This curry is so spicy it feels like there's a party in my mouth and everyone's being maced

Slightly different blue | 03/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 78

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This curry is so spicy it feels like I shouldn't have agreed to the Malari Tutu Tonton tribe initiation ceremony

Bob | 03/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 72

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This curry is so spicy it feels like it might be worth ripping my stomach open with a rusty spoon to avoid the inevitable ring of fire

Gadzooks | 03/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 64

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This curry is so spicy it feels like a buttom-burp be brewin'.

Roger | 03/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 60

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This curry is so spicy it feels like the main ingredient was napalm

Quadraspaz | 03/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 60

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This curry is so spicy it feels like I just sucked off Dhalsim

Chun Li | 03/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 60

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This curry is so spicy it feels like I'm going to have a bad case of ring of fire.

Faroutman | 03/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 60

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This curry is so spicy it feels like aaa a aaaa the pain pain pain the water does nothing make it end make it end

Slightly different blue | 03/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 43

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This curry is so spicy it feels like I ate a part of Mt. Vesuvius

Bob | 03/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 43

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This curry is so spicy it feels like I shouldn't have allowed my victims that one last meal

Bob | 03/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 41

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This curry is so spicy it feels like...

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