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This curry is so spicy it feels like it might be worth ripping my stomach open with a rusty spoon to avoid the inevitable ring of fire

Gadzooks | 03/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 58

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This curry is so spicy it feels like I just sucked off Dhalsim

Chun Li | 03/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 57

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This curry is so spicy it feels like my dick is burning up

Horny Ass | 24/02/2021 | Permalink | MegaScore: 55

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This curry is so spicy it feels like I need to have sex NOW

Horny Ass | 24/02/2021 | Permalink | MegaScore: 52

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10

This curry is so spicy it feels like the main ingredient was napalm

Quadraspaz | 03/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 50

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This curry is so spicy it feels like I'm going to have a bad case of ring of fire.

Faroutman | 03/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 50

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This curry is so spicy it feels like aaa a aaaa the pain pain pain the water does nothing make it end make it end

Slightly different blue | 03/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 37

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This curry is so spicy it feels like I ate a part of Mt. Vesuvius

Bob | 03/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 37

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This curry is so spicy it feels like a raging bushfire, tearing through the bush

Me | 05/09/2021 | Permalink | MegaScore: 35

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This curry is so spicy it feels like I shouldn't have allowed my victims that one last meal

Bob | 03/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 35

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This curry is so spicy it feels like...

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