When I showed up to that Bar Mitzvah I felt about as welcome as...

When I showed up to that Bar Mitzvah I felt about as welcome as a german plumber who just popped by to check the sprinkler system
Zeugma | 23/04/2011 | Permalink | E | MegaScore: 124
When I showed up to that Bar Mitzvah I felt about as welcome as when i turned up at veterans day as Hitler, complete with finger 'tash
Hoggy | 23/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 82
When I showed up to that Bar Mitzvah I felt about as welcome as a bad case of roids
Hoggy | 23/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 72
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When I showed up to that Bar Mitzvah I felt about as welcome as Kerry Katona at a Mensa gathering
Quadraspaz | 23/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 72
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When I showed up to that Bar Mitzvah I felt about as welcome as Cait Sith and Yuffie in a party against Emerald Weapon
Cloud | 24/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 55
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When I showed up to that Bar Mitzvah I felt about as welcome as Pontius Pilate and Judas at the Pearly Gates caught in the middle of a blowjob
Gadzooks | 23/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 43
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When I showed up to that Bar Mitzvah I felt about as welcome as a foreskin and a plate of bacon buttys
MC | 24/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 39
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When I showed up to that Bar Mitzvah I felt about as welcome as a pedo in a playground.
Faroutman | 23/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 33
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When I showed up to that Bar Mitzvah I felt about as welcome as ants at my scrumptious picnic
Charles | 23/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 29

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When I showed up to that Bar Mitzvah I felt about as welcome as
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