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When I showed up to that Bar Mitzvah I felt about as welcome as a german plumber who just popped by to check the sprinkler system

Zeugma | 23/04/2011 | Permalink | E | MegaScore: 128

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When I showed up to that Bar Mitzvah I felt about as welcome as when i turned up at veterans day as Hitler, complete with finger 'tash

Hoggy | 23/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 82

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When I showed up to that Bar Mitzvah I felt about as welcome as a bad case of roids

Hoggy | 23/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 72

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When I showed up to that Bar Mitzvah I felt about as welcome as Kerry Katona at a Mensa gathering

Quadraspaz | 23/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 72

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When I showed up to that Bar Mitzvah I felt about as welcome as Cait Sith and Yuffie in a party against Emerald Weapon

Cloud | 24/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 55

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When I showed up to that Bar Mitzvah I felt about as welcome as Pontius Pilate and Judas at the Pearly Gates caught in the middle of a blowjob

Gadzooks | 23/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 43

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When I showed up to that Bar Mitzvah I felt about as welcome as a foreskin and a plate of bacon buttys

MC | 24/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 39

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When I showed up to that Bar Mitzvah I felt about as welcome as a pedo in a playground.

Faroutman | 23/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 33

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When I showed up to that Bar Mitzvah I felt about as welcome as ants at my scrumptious picnic

Charles | 23/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 29

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When I showed up to that Bar Mitzvah I felt about as welcome as...