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I hate being the passenger when my wife drives. She drives like Mel Gibson on a tequila fueled rampage, and just like Mel, she's blaming it all on the Jews

Zeugma | 12/05/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 81

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I hate being the passenger when my wife drives. She drives like a crippled antelope with one eye wearing oven gloves

Lang1702 | 12/05/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 75

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I hate being the passenger when my wife drives. She drives like she's not used to having a gun pressed against the base of her skull

blob | 12/05/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 52

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I hate being the passenger when my wife drives. She drives like she attended the Mario Kart School of Motoring

Quadraspaz | 12/05/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 43

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I hate being the passenger when my wife drives. She drives like Stevie Wonder - black face paint, a long wig and a hideous pair of sunglasses

Gadzooks | 12/05/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 39

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I hate being the passenger when my wife drives. She drives like a woman.

Faroutman | 12/05/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 33

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I hate being the passenger when my wife drives. She drives like she's just been forced to listen to Josie D'Arby for 48 hours straight

klipclop | 12/05/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 32

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I hate being the passenger when my wife drives. She drives like manifestations of a haunted past are forcing her harsh braking, frequent stalling and perpetual moaning

Larry | 12/05/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 29

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I hate being the passenger when my wife drives. She drives like a magic mushroom user on the dodgems

Repton | 12/05/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 29

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I hate being the passenger when my wife drives. She drives like charlie sheen when he runs out of tiger blood.

derpdederp | 12/05/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 24

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I hate being the passenger when my wife drives. She drives like the car will blow up if we go over the speed limit

i like turtles | 12/05/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 14

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I hate being the passenger when my wife drives. She drives like...

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