I hate being the passenger when my wife drives. She drives like...

I hate being the passenger when my wife drives. She drives like Mel Gibson on a tequila fueled rampage, and just like Mel, she's blaming it all on the Jews
Zeugma | 12/05/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 81
I hate being the passenger when my wife drives. She drives like a crippled antelope with one eye wearing oven gloves
Lang1702 | 12/05/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 75
I hate being the passenger when my wife drives. She drives like she's not used to having a gun pressed against the base of her skull
blob | 12/05/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 52
4
I hate being the passenger when my wife drives. She drives like she attended the Mario Kart School of Motoring
Quadraspaz | 12/05/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 43
5
I hate being the passenger when my wife drives. She drives like Stevie Wonder - black face paint, a long wig and a hideous pair of sunglasses
Gadzooks | 12/05/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 39
6
I hate being the passenger when my wife drives. She drives like a woman.
Faroutman | 12/05/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 33
7
I hate being the passenger when my wife drives. She drives like she's just been forced to listen to Josie D'Arby for 48 hours straight
klipclop | 12/05/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 32
8
I hate being the passenger when my wife drives. She drives like manifestations of a haunted past are forcing her harsh braking, frequent stalling and perpetual moaning
Larry | 12/05/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 29
9
I hate being the passenger when my wife drives. She drives like a magic mushroom user on the dodgems
Repton | 12/05/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 29
10
I hate being the passenger when my wife drives. She drives like charlie sheen when he runs out of tiger blood.
derpdederp | 12/05/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 24
11
I hate being the passenger when my wife drives. She drives like the car will blow up if we go over the speed limit
i like turtles | 12/05/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 14

Finish the sentence!

I hate being the passenger when my wife drives. She drives like
Author
Thanks! Your Megaphore has been submitted. Click here to see more »