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Just played tennis against The Hulk and now I feel like St. John's Ambulance will tell me I shouldn't have given him first serve

Bob | 30/05/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 52

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Just played tennis against The Hulk and now I feel like a donut - soft and squishy, with red stuff leaking out various holes

Gadzooks | 30/05/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 51

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Just played tennis against The Hulk and now I feel like telling Bruce Banner the ball was out wasn't a great idea!

Lang1702 | 30/05/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 41

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Just played tennis against The Hulk and now I feel like I could clobber someone to death with my swolen tennis elbow

Quadraspaz | 30/05/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 36

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Just played tennis against The Hulk and now I feel like having a long shower to wash away the smell of fear...

Faroutman | 30/05/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 32

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Just played tennis against The Hulk and now I feel like Andy Murray must feel against Raphael Nadal

Repton | 30/05/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 26

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Just played tennis against The Hulk and now I feel like Chicken tonight

Stop it now | 30/05/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 26

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Just played tennis against The Hulk and now I feel like I shouldn't have refused a doubles game with me & Superman vs Hulk and Spike Dudley

Alias | 30/05/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 14

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Just played tennis against The Hulk and now I feel like...