Why are you so mad? It's not like I...

Why are you so mad? It's not like I decided to come home and piss on the bed
Faroutman | 31/05/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 55
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Why are you so mad? It's not like I even knew most of them were our grandchildren.
Slightly different blue | 31/05/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 52
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Why are you so mad? It's not like I slept with ALL those prostitutes, Ronnie had one too
ploot | 31/05/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 43
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Why are you so mad? It's not like I just got you with the 'Dirty Sanchez'
Lang1702 | 31/05/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 36
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Why are you so mad? It's not like I don't know how to clean semen off a dog.
Slightly different blue | 31/05/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 32
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Why are you so mad? It's not like I successfully Spidermanned you and then broke up with you mid hero pose
Alias | 31/05/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 32
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Why are you so mad? It's not like I did my naked Dale Winton impression on your dad again
Bob | 31/05/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 32
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Why are you so mad? It's not like I booted you off the US X Factor because you speak funny
Quadraspaz | 31/05/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 29
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Why are you so mad? It's not like I took a dump in your carbonara
blee | 31/05/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 16
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Why are you so mad? It's not like I
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