It's so cold outside. If my nipples were any harder...

It's so cold outside. If my nipples were any harder I would start to lactate ice cream.
Faroutman | 25/01/2011 | Permalink | E | MegaScore: 185
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It's so cold outside. If my nipples were any harder Harvey Price would think I was an Etch-a-Sketch
jonh | 25/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 141
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It's so cold outside. If my nipples were any harder Even chuck Norris wouldn't fuck with em
Gav087 | 25/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 140
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It's so cold outside. If my nipples were any harder they'd have a 3rd dan...each
Zeugma | 25/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 112
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It's so cold outside. If my nipples were any harder I'd burst right out of this gimp suit.
Bob | 25/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 105
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It's so cold outside. If my nipples were any harder the attention would hopefully be drawn away from my massive erection
jimp | 25/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 77
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It's so cold outside. If my nipples were any harder they'd look like a fighter pilot's thumbs
The Chief | 25/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 69
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It's so cold outside. If my nipples were any harder I could suckle a bear
Bill | 25/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 67
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It's so cold outside. If my nipples were any harder they'd get Chuck Norris in a headlock and tell him to "stop crying like a little bitch"
jimp | 25/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 63
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It's so cold outside. If my nipples were any harder it would be called the Laurel and Nipple show
Gadzooks | 25/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 63
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It's so cold outside. If my nipples were any harder they'd load an ak-47
Faroutman | 25/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 62
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It's so cold outside. If my nipples were any harder I could engrave my own wedding ring.
joop | 25/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 62
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It's so cold outside. If my nipples were any harder I'd hold up a bank without knowing...
Poostache | 25/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 62
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It's so cold outside. If my nipples were any harder I could cause 9999 damage to someone wearing Adamantine armour
Squall | 25/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 60
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It's so cold outside. If my nipples were any harder they'd pierce my ears
bouncy castle | 25/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 60
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It's so cold outside. If my nipples were any harder my dad would not get them in his mouth
geoffh | 25/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 58
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It's so cold outside. If my nipples were any harder I'd start attracting builders.
Rikki Sixx | 25/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 58
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It's so cold outside. If my nipples were any harder they'd grow themselves a beards, wear lumberjack shirts and fight crime
Rowan | 25/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 54
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It's so cold outside. If my nipples were any harder your mum could ride them...
PhilH | 25/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 52
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It's so cold outside. If my nipples were any harder they'd injure the penguin I snuck into Chester Zoo to cuddle
Bob | 25/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 45
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It's so cold outside. If my nipples were any harder they'd replace Bruce Willis in the next Die Hard film
jimp | 25/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 44
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It's so cold outside. If my nipples were any harder they'd have been used to dig out the Chilean miners
Bob | 25/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 38
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It's so cold outside. If my nipples were any harder I'd be an instant replacement in Goldfinger for Oddjob's hat
job | 25/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 31
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It's so cold outside. If my nipples were any harder I'd be able to type sentences properly
Rowan | 25/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 29
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It's so cold outside. If my nipples were any harder it'd be like having two Arnies nestled on my chest
Gay | 25/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 22
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