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Spent five minutes outside today and now I'm wetter than...
Spent five minutes outside today and now I'm wetter than a cucumber in a womens prison
J-Roc | 27/04/2011 |
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Spent five minutes outside today and now I'm wetter than a spastic's chin.
spider | 12/02/2016 |
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151
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Spent five minutes outside today and now I'm wetter than an otter's pocket
Zeugma
| 06/02/2011 |
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151
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Spent five minutes outside today and now I'm wetter than a submarine's number plate
Mk | 25/10/2012 |
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122
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Spent five minutes outside today and now I'm wetter than Harveys Bib
wear | 06/02/2011 |
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| MegaScore:
112
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Spent five minutes outside today and now I'm wetter than a Nun in a candle shop
Jesus | 06/02/2011 |
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| MegaScore:
107
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Spent five minutes outside today and now I'm wetter than a bukkake enthusiast
Andy | 06/02/2011 |
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| MegaScore:
94
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Spent five minutes outside today and now I'm wetter than my wank sock
we.are.same.brain | 06/02/2011 |
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| MegaScore:
92
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Spent five minutes outside today and now I'm wetter than a mermaids minge
Mikey | 16/08/2019 |
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| MegaScore:
91
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Spent five minutes outside today and now I'm wetter than Emerald Weapon after a blast from Leviathan
Cloud
| 06/02/2011 |
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| MegaScore:
90
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Spent five minutes outside today and now I'm wetter than an inappropriately signposted floor in a compensation ad.
DaveMcNulty | 06/02/2011 |
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| MegaScore:
89
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Spent five minutes outside today and now I'm wetter than a dolphins chin
Steve | 08/08/2020 |
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| MegaScore:
87
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Spent five minutes outside today and now I'm wetter than my face after you said Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers
Mark | 06/02/2011 |
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| MegaScore:
86
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Spent five minutes outside today and now I'm wetter than a prostitute in Seattle
Sister Christian | 10/12/2015 |
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| MegaScore:
76
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Spent five minutes outside today and now I'm wetter than a fish having some "personal time"
Gadzooks
| 06/02/2011 |
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| MegaScore:
75
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Spent five minutes outside today and now I'm wetter than I spent five minutes outside and now I'm wetter than the cinema seats after fifty shades.
Jeremy | 19/05/2015 |
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| MegaScore:
69
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Spent five minutes outside today and now I'm wetter than Kate Winslet at the Oscars
blub | 06/02/2011 |
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| MegaScore:
62
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Spent five minutes outside today and now I'm wetter than that scene from "Her first squirt III"
Faroutman
| 06/02/2011 |
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| MegaScore:
59
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Spent five minutes outside today and now I'm wetter than Hairy turd trailing a hump back whale
Nebraska will | 01/03/2019 |
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| MegaScore:
57
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Spent five minutes outside today and now I'm wetter than a fish in a wet t-shirt competition.
Southy | 06/02/2011 |
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| MegaScore:
56
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Spent five minutes outside today and now I'm wetter than the front row at a shamu show
Parachoc | 21/08/2018 |
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| MegaScore:
56
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Spent five minutes outside today and now I'm wetter than a mermaids purse!
Jiester | 23/11/2018 |
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| MegaScore:
56
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Spent five minutes outside today and now I'm wetter than I'm wetter than a fire hydrant in dog kennel
Cardiac | 14/10/2016 |
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| MegaScore:
55
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Spent five minutes outside today and now I'm wetter than a golden Shower fan under the urinals at Oktoberfest
Sandikarus | 04/10/2013 |
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| MegaScore:
49
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Spent five minutes outside today and now I'm wetter than the inside of a Super Soaker 4000
Bob
| 06/02/2011 |
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| MegaScore:
46
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Spent five minutes outside today and now I'm wetter than A lesbian in a locker room
Bambam | 20/07/2019 |
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| MegaScore:
41
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Spent five minutes outside today and now I'm wetter than Houdini's underpants
Roy | 15/02/2020 |
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| MegaScore:
39
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Spent five minutes outside today and now I'm wetter than Edward Cullen
EddieB
| 06/02/2011 |
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| MegaScore:
38
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Spent five minutes outside today and now I'm wetter than Chaz Bono after (his) first trip to the strip bar.
Mike | 10/01/2013 |
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| MegaScore:
34
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Spent five minutes outside today and now I'm wetter than Octopuses bellybutton
Boab | 23/09/2019 |
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| MegaScore:
32
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Spent five minutes outside today and now I'm wetter than an Arsenal player having Kevin Nolan bear down on him
A. Carroll | 06/02/2011 |
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| MegaScore:
31
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Spent five minutes outside today and now I'm wetter than Jordan at ufc
Gav087 | 06/02/2011 |
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| MegaScore:
29
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Spent five minutes outside today and now I'm wetter than A bitch ass hoe
Your mom | 20/01/2020 |
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| MegaScore:
12
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Spent five minutes outside today and now I'm wetter than Candice when I lick her cunt
Bazaa | 27/09/2019 |
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9
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