Spent five minutes outside today and now I'm wetter than...

Spent five minutes outside today and now I'm wetter than a cucumber in a womens prison
J-Roc | 27/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 188
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Spent five minutes outside today and now I'm wetter than an otter's pocket
Zeugma | 06/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 120
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Spent five minutes outside today and now I'm wetter than a submarine's number plate
Mk | 25/10/2012 | Permalink | MegaScore: 106
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Spent five minutes outside today and now I'm wetter than a mermaids minge
Mikey | 16/08/2019 | Permalink | MegaScore: 102
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Spent five minutes outside today and now I'm wetter than a spastic's chin.
spider | 12/02/2016 | Permalink | MegaScore: 100
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Spent five minutes outside today and now I'm wetter than an inappropriately signposted floor in a compensation ad.
DaveMcNulty | 06/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 98
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Spent five minutes outside today and now I'm wetter than my face after you said Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers
Mark | 06/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 95
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Spent five minutes outside today and now I'm wetter than Emerald Weapon after a blast from Leviathan
Cloud | 06/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 92
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Spent five minutes outside today and now I'm wetter than Harveys Bib
wear | 06/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 92
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Spent five minutes outside today and now I'm wetter than my wank sock
we.are.same.brain | 06/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 87
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Spent five minutes outside today and now I'm wetter than a bukkake enthusiast
Andy | 06/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 79
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Spent five minutes outside today and now I'm wetter than a prostitute in Seattle
Sister Christian | 10/12/2015 | Permalink | MegaScore: 72
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Spent five minutes outside today and now I'm wetter than a Nun in a candle shop
Jesus | 06/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 70
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Spent five minutes outside today and now I'm wetter than a fish having some "personal time"
Gadzooks | 06/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 68
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Spent five minutes outside today and now I'm wetter than a mermaids purse!
Jiester | 23/11/2018 | Permalink | MegaScore: 64
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Spent five minutes outside today and now I'm wetter than the front row at a shamu show
Parachoc | 21/08/2018 | Permalink | MegaScore: 60
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Spent five minutes outside today and now I'm wetter than I spent five minutes outside and now I'm wetter than the cinema seats after fifty shades.
Jeremy | 19/05/2015 | Permalink | MegaScore: 60
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Spent five minutes outside today and now I'm wetter than that scene from "Her first squirt III"
Faroutman | 06/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 58
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Spent five minutes outside today and now I'm wetter than Kate Winslet at the Oscars
blub | 06/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 58
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Spent five minutes outside today and now I'm wetter than Hairy turd trailing a hump back whale
Nebraska will | 01/03/2019 | Permalink | MegaScore: 57
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Spent five minutes outside today and now I'm wetter than a fish in a wet t-shirt competition.
Southy | 06/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 54
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Spent five minutes outside today and now I'm wetter than the inside of a Super Soaker 4000
Bob | 06/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 49
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Spent five minutes outside today and now I'm wetter than I'm wetter than a fire hydrant in dog kennel
Cardiac | 14/10/2016 | Permalink | MegaScore: 47
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Spent five minutes outside today and now I'm wetter than a golden Shower fan under the urinals at Oktoberfest
Sandikarus | 04/10/2013 | Permalink | MegaScore: 45
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Spent five minutes outside today and now I'm wetter than A lesbian in a locker room
Bambam | 20/07/2019 | Permalink | MegaScore: 44
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Spent five minutes outside today and now I'm wetter than Chaz Bono after (his) first trip to the strip bar.
Mike | 10/01/2013 | Permalink | MegaScore: 40
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Spent five minutes outside today and now I'm wetter than Edward Cullen
EddieB | 06/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 39
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Spent five minutes outside today and now I'm wetter than an Arsenal player having Kevin Nolan bear down on him
A. Carroll | 06/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 33
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Spent five minutes outside today and now I'm wetter than Jordan at ufc
Gav087 | 06/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 29
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