I couldn't be happier if...

I couldn't be happier if Ke$sha, Justin Bieber, Lady Gaga, Bono, Jedward & the Glee Cast all got caught up in the same combine harvester accident
cpw | 11/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 90
I couldn't be happier if an old bearded man in a brown dressing gown told me I needed to become a Jedi like my father
Bib | 11/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 86
I couldn't be happier if I woke up one morning with breasts
Playfully | 11/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 78
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I couldn't be happier if I was on a Prozac drip with a Nitrous oxide mask
i like turtles | 11/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 72
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I couldn't be happier if bacon and donuts were good for me
Driver | 11/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 69
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I couldn't be happier if I could see multiple raibows, there so beautiful
anon | 11/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 64
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I couldn't be happier if I was having dinner with the cast of Airplane!
Stop calling me Shirley | 11/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 60
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I couldn't be happier if I was riding backwards on an eagle through the Grand Canyon naked, while eating a hoisin duck wrap
Bob | 11/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 55
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I couldn't be happier if my lucky Sasquatch unearthed a massive truffle that I sold to Gordon Ramsey for some tea and scones
Dave | 11/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 48
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I couldn't be happier if I could get all the lego pieces out of my ass
al | 11/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 48
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I couldn't be happier if I was stamping on Bieber's face in football boots while naked oiled lesbians rub themselves up against me
bliss | 11/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 48
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I couldn't be happier if I was a porcine rolling around in it's own feceas
Piggin shit | 11/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 43
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I couldn't be happier if I performed an O Soto Gari on David Cameron and Nick Clegg, then proceeded to stamp their heads into the pavement.
Faroutman | 11/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 43
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I couldn't be happier if Emerald Weapon just tapped out before I had to spend a ridiculous amount of hours breeding a Golden Chocobo
Cloud | 11/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 39
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I couldn't be happier if I was suffering from depression
nuge | 11/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 39
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I couldn't be happier if Charlie Sheen shared half his TV earnings with me
Taahm | 11/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 39
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I couldn't be happier if I was sitting on Dali nude women chair, srinking turkish coffee and watching two midgets fight for my pleasure.
Crippleninja | 11/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 38
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I couldn't be happier if I managed to tip over a cereal box WITH THE POWER OF MY MIND
dundunduuuuuunnn | 11/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 31
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I couldn't be happier if Kelly Brooke told me she wanted to slum it with a nobody for just one day
jackpot | 11/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 29
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I couldn't be happier if I was greco roman wrestling with Rick Waller... Naked
Yummay | 11/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 29
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I couldn't be happier if I could poop out rolls of quarters
Me | 29/10/2014 | Permalink | MegaScore: 29
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I couldn't be happier if I could lick my own balls
Me | 29/10/2014 | Permalink | MegaScore: 16
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I couldn't be happier if i wasn't me
perry | 11/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 16

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