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If I'm going to do this I'll need more balls than a one eyed eunuch

Zeugma | 13/03/2011 | Permalink | E | MegaScore: 142

If I'm going to do this I'll need more balls than the creators of Megaphores when they see that we haven't got a new sentence start today!

Useless! | 14/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 84

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If I'm going to do this I'll need more balls than than Lady Gaga.

EddieB | 13/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 73

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If I'm going to do this I'll need more balls than I've ever used before. God I need this circus job!

Go for the jugular | 13/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 72

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If I'm going to do this I'll need more balls than the son of Chuck Norris and Chyna

cpw | 13/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 66

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If I'm going to do this I'll need more balls than a George Michael wet dream

Bob | 13/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 60

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If I'm going to do this I'll need more balls than Venus and Serena Williams

See that works 2 ways | 13/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 60

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If I'm going to do this I'll need more balls than a grand slam tennis tourmanent

FIRST | 13/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 60

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If I'm going to do this I'll need more balls than my materia bag

Cloud | 13/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 52

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If I'm going to do this I'll need more balls than Micheal Barrymore can tea bag in one night

anon | 13/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 44

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If I'm going to do this I'll need more balls than Ash Ketchum

Bliss | 13/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 39

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If I'm going to do this I'll need more balls than Mr T in a ball pool

hatshopper | 13/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 16

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If I'm going to do this I'll need more balls than...

Finish the sentence!