Been listening to Chris Moyles for 30 hours straight and now I'm...

Been listening to Chris Moyles for 30 hours straight and now I'm incapalbe fo evn teh simlpest fo tskas
Bob | 17/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 109
Been listening to Chris Moyles for 30 hours straight and now I'm feeling more neurotic than a squirrel that's been partying with Charlie Sheen
Gadzooks | 17/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 98
Been listening to Chris Moyles for 30 hours straight and now I'm putting my shin on a belt sander and laughing maniacally
Rowan | 17/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 94
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Been listening to Chris Moyles for 30 hours straight and now I'm just making a bowl of a tea and a mug of cereal
Bob | 17/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 82
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Been listening to Chris Moyles for 30 hours straight and now I'm worried I'm starting to hallucinate, but Mr. Bobo the purple unicorn assures me I'm fine
Bob | 17/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 73
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Been listening to Chris Moyles for 30 hours straight and now I'm convinced that I'm a box of freshly picked apples
Know your meme | 17/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 72
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Been listening to Chris Moyles for 30 hours straight and now I'm ready to give in to your demands
Jack Bauer | 17/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 67
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Been listening to Chris Moyles for 30 hours straight and now I'm thankfully deaf!
EddieB | 17/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 66
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Been listening to Chris Moyles for 30 hours straight and now I'm hallucinating that Chris Moyles is funny...
P | 17/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 66
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Been listening to Chris Moyles for 30 hours straight and now I'm wishing toilet trips were allowed so my boxers didn't have the consistency of a melted mars bar
dobble | 17/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 62
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Been listening to Chris Moyles for 30 hours straight and now I'm able to recite Newsbeat word for word
Renegade of Funk | 17/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 62
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Been listening to Chris Moyles for 30 hours straight and now I'm booking the taxi to Radio 1 and loading the shotgun as we speak.
Faroutman | 17/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 60
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Been listening to Chris Moyles for 30 hours straight and now I'm erect
pervmerv | 17/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 52
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Been listening to Chris Moyles for 30 hours straight and now I'm wishing I was deaf
JB | 17/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 48
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Been listening to Chris Moyles for 30 hours straight and now I'm imagining things, he's only been on 28 hours
Actually | 17/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 48
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Been listening to Chris Moyles for 30 hours straight and now I'm regretting it driving to my first day as an Air Traffic Controller
jibjob | 17/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 44
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Been listening to Chris Moyles for 30 hours straight and now I'm more chronologically confused than a small squirrel during a solar eclipse
Mickey Bricks | 17/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 44
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Been listening to Chris Moyles for 30 hours straight and now I'm more nervous than a whore in church.
Alias | 17/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 43
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Been listening to Chris Moyles for 30 hours straight and now I'm confused as to my sexuality.
Big strong man | 17/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 39
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Been listening to Chris Moyles for 30 hours straight and now I'm donating £1 by texting 'CHRIS' to 70011
:D | 17/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 39
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Been listening to Chris Moyles for 30 hours straight and now I'm sure the amount of coffee I've drunk is melting my insides
Poot | 17/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 36
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Been listening to Chris Moyles for 30 hours straight and now I'm proud to be from Leeds
pooja | 17/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 32
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Been listening to Chris Moyles for 30 hours straight and now I'm invincible!
Kyle | 17/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 26

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