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This jazz is smoother than a silk worm's Diarrhoea
Required | 21/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 87
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This jazz is smoother than Roger Moore's eyebrow, made of cashmere...
Poostache | 21/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 86
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This jazz is smoother than the external surfaces of an untouched jelly
Lang1702 | 21/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 76
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This jazz is smoother than Patrick Stewart when he's out on the pull
Patrick Stewart | 21/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 73
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This jazz is smoother than a shorn, well talced nutsack feels between your thighs
cpw | 21/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 64
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This jazz is smoother than the feeling of rubbing oil on baby's bottoms
Gadzooks | 21/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 62
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This jazz is smoother than silk woven from cloud by a lesser, non specific deity
Bob | 21/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 62
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This jazz is smoother than a freshly trampled grave
bib | 21/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 62
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This jazz is smoother than the laminate flooring in the changing rooms of the Great British Women's Gold Medal winning Curling team
jibjob | 21/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 60
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This jazz is smoother than my newly-waxed chest
JGR | 21/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 52
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This jazz is smoother than an M&S advert voiced by Denzel Washington
din | 21/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 48
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This jazz is smoother than the Turks think they are, but they are so wrong
Cloud | 21/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 36
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This jazz is smoother than my ballsack before I started using Regaine foam on it
Turkey Lake | 22/11/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 29
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