Just ran over my cat and now it's as dead as...

Just ran over my cat and now it's as dead as my dreams of finding something I can't masturbate over
Zeugma | 11/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 88
Just ran over my cat and now it's as dead as the dry inflamed itchy skin on my head. Damn psoriasis
Lang1702 | 11/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 84
Just ran over my cat and now it's as dead as it should have been the 1st 8 times I ran it over!
EddieB | 11/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 78
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Just ran over my cat and now it's as dead as that robber who interupted me when I was making a manwich with a machete. Damn that was tasty.
Faroutman | 11/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 54
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Just ran over my cat and now it's as dead as Julius Caesar.... too soon?
Sgt Funk | 11/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 52
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Just ran over my cat and now it's as dead as the crowd at a Rebecca Black concert
Bob | 11/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 52
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Just ran over my cat and now it's as dead as the childhood dreams of the hooker I accidentally locked in a chest freezer
Gadzooks | 11/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 51
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Just ran over my cat and now it's as dead as a coffin-nail. Which I am inclined, myself, to regard as the deadest piece of ironmongery in the trade.
Slightly different blue | 11/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 44
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Just ran over my cat and now it's as dead as Friedrich Engels' career advertising gillette.
Slightly different blue | 11/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 32
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Just ran over my cat and now it's as dead as the smell that fills the room when you take off your shoes
jozyten | 15/02/2013 | Permalink | MegaScore: 18

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