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If I don't stop drinking whisky my liver will look like im staging a re-enactment of the rectum of 1 guy 1 cup.

Hoggy | 18/04/2011 | Permalink | E | MegaScore: 126

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If I don't stop drinking whisky my liver will look like Hans Moleman

Lang1702 | 18/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 91

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If I don't stop drinking whisky my liver will look like a barbequed walnut

Quadraspaz | 18/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 66

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If I don't stop drinking whisky my liver will look like it's gone through 20 rounds with Mike Tyson, got mumps and then attacked by a midget with a pot of yellow paint.

Faroutman | 18/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 62

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If I don't stop drinking whisky my liver will look like Nicholas Cage's film career.

Slightly different blue | 18/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 60

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If I don't stop drinking whisky my liver will look like it accidentally affronted Umbogo the overly sensitive sasquatch

doobleducks | 18/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 55

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If I don't stop drinking whisky my liver will look like someone else's because I'll just get a transplant even though I don't deserve one LOL

Drunk Billy | 18/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 51

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If I don't stop drinking whisky my liver will look like an 80 year old scrotum - small, shrivelled and starting to smell

Gadzooks | 18/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 48

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If I don't stop drinking whisky my liver will look like Nicholas Cage's wife's face after sneezing during National Treasure 2

Bob | 18/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 41

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If I don't stop drinking whisky my liver will look like...

Finish the sentence!