Megaphores - Metaphors and Similes never looked so good

I care as much about you as I do about the runny heap in the bottom of the toilet the morning after a vindaloo

Lang1702 | 26/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 77

I care as much about you as I do about a cold beer on a hot day. Perfect in moderation, but overdo it and your in the shit the next day

Hoggy | 26/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 73

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I care as much about you as I do about the goat for an African family you bought me for my birthday

Bob | 26/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 58

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I care as much about you as I do about sammichs. It's a directly proportional relationship: the more you bring, the more I care.

Faroutman | 26/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 44

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I care as much about you as I do about the fate of the Ewok race as shards of Death Star devastate their planet

Gadzooks | 26/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 39

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I care as much about you as I do about my foot fungal infection, Bobby.

EddieB | 26/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 36

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I care as much about you as I do about global warming

i like turtles | 26/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 32

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I care as much about you as I do about a fleck of shit stuck to a dog's ass

Paulie | 26/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 16

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