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My forearms are so strong I could turn HULK SMASH! into HULK pulp

Zeugma | 28/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 72

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My forearms are so strong I could arm wrestle Russia whilst doing one-handed pressups

Gadzooks | 28/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 66

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My forearms are so strong I could asphyxiate a bear

Lang1702 | 28/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 65

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My forearms are so strong I could toss off a blue whale in 3 seconds flat

generic username | 28/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 60

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My forearms are so strong I could punch the moon out of orbit.

Faroutman | 28/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 39

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My forearms are so strong I could crush your head into a perfect diamond

Quadraspaz | 28/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 36

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My forearms are so strong I could crush a cue ball MJ style

Bizkit Time | 28/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 29

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My forearms are so strong I could face a life sentence for planting a DDT on a continent

Bob | 28/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 21

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My forearms are so strong I could...