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Just downed 10 slush puppies and now I feel like I've been violently skullfucked by a rather well endowed snowman

generic username | 25/05/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 77

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Just downed 10 slush puppies and now I feel like my cerebro-spinal fluid was replaced with liquid nitrogen.

Slightly different blue | 25/05/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 55

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Just downed 10 slush puppies and now I feel like Jack Frost is nipping at my Medula Oblongata

Quadraspaz | 25/05/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 51

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Just downed 10 slush puppies and now I feel like I've just been DDT'd through a frozen lake

i like turtles | 25/05/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 39

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Just downed 10 slush puppies and now I feel like my brain is colder than a penguin's piss flaps

Alias | 25/05/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 32

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Just downed 10 slush puppies and now I feel like the poster child for cold induced brain haemorrhages

bloop | 25/05/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 32

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Just downed 10 slush puppies and now I feel like my teeth are ingrowing

Run to the hills | 25/05/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 32

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Just downed 10 slush puppies and now I feel like my brain got dunked in an ice bath, then hit with a brick.

Faroutman | 25/05/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 29

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Just downed 10 slush puppies and now I feel like I deepthroated a polar bear

Bob | 25/05/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 29

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Just downed 10 slush puppies and now I feel like I just eskimo kissed Sub-Zero

doobleducks | 25/05/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 13

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Just downed 10 slush puppies and now I feel like Chicken Tonight

Generic Answer | 25/05/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 12

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Just downed 10 slush puppies and now I feel like...

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