It's the weekend and I'm randier than...

It's the weekend and I'm randier than Elias Koteas at the scene of an accident
Lang1702 | 22/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 140
It's the weekend and I'm randier than mayfly with a curfew.
ColonelT | 22/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 129
It's the weekend and I'm randier than a blind lesbian in a fish shop
jimp | 22/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 111
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It's the weekend and I'm randier than David Carradine in a plastic bag factory
Zeugma | 22/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 94
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It's the weekend and I'm randier than a northerner and any kind of pie.
vanillabear | 22/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 90
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It's the weekend and I'm randier than a tramp in Bargain Booze with a crisp £10 note.
Adult Swim | 22/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 87
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It's the weekend and I'm randier than Rooney in a nursing home
Gav087 | 25/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 74
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It's the weekend and I'm randier than a pastor posing provocatively in a purloined pair of Palin's panties - you betcha!
Carrot | 22/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 74
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It's the weekend and I'm randier than Yoda in Chernobyl
dave | 22/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 69
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It's the weekend and I'm randier than a guy stranded on a desert island with no hands
jimp | 22/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 66
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It's the weekend and I'm randier than Wayne Rooney in a retirement village
Bob | 22/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 64
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It's the weekend and I'm randier than Fred West at an incest convention
Gritty Chimp | 22/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 64
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It's the weekend and I'm randier than Gary Glitter at Hogwarts
jonh | 22/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 62
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It's the weekend and I'm randier than Princess Leia at a family reunion
Gadzooks | 22/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 60
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It's the weekend and I'm randier than a racist at a football match
Rikki Sixx | 22/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 58
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It's the weekend and I'm randier than Stephen Hawkings
anon | 22/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 52
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It's the weekend and I'm randier than a sex slave on their day off
Faroutman | 22/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 44
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It's the weekend and I'm randier than a bishop at a Bar mitzvah
jim | 22/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 43
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It's the weekend and I'm randier than a starlet at the octogenarian billionairs club anual dinner
Mongo | 22/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 43
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It's the weekend and I'm randier than an homely intern in the oval office.
Baron | 22/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 43
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It's the weekend and I'm randier than a eunuch in a sex shop
Bob | 22/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 41
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It's the weekend and I'm randier than the cast of Cats at dried tiger penis eating competition.
Baron | 22/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 41
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It's the weekend and I'm randier than a nurse working in the amputated parts collection department
omg | 22/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 39
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It's the weekend and I'm randier than Joseph Fritzel at Cellars R Us
poon | 22/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 36
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It's the weekend and I'm randier than Garry Glitter on a school playground
M1k3r | 22/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 29
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It's the weekend and I'm randier than George Michael in a toilet block
jonh | 22/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 29
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It's the weekend and I'm randier than Garry Glitter in a Vietnamese playground.
gjk. | 22/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 24
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It's the weekend and I'm randier than that time I mistook viagra pills for smarties
Hercules | 22/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 18
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It's the weekend and I'm randier than The Artist Formerly Known As Prince in a Carry On film...
BigFred | 22/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 16
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It's the weekend and I'm randier than a goat
goat | 22/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 14
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It's the weekend and I'm randier than a polar bear's pet iguana
shed | 22/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 14
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It's the weekend and I'm randier than a fat person in a cake shop
Crackers | 22/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 13
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It's the weekend and I'm randier than a fish in a shower
topo | 22/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 0

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