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I wish I hadn't had that curry last night. My anus feels like It could have been used in 'Nam to save on napalm.

Hank the Yank | 30/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 112

I wish I hadn't had that curry last night. My anus feels like someone has administered a 1001 hanbanero laced paper cuts...

Poostache | 30/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 86

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I wish I hadn't had that curry last night. My anus feels like I defecated Satan's testacles

Cedric | 30/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 82

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I wish I hadn't had that curry last night. My anus feels like it's been dabbed with concentrated sulphuric acid

Marty | 30/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 78

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I wish I hadn't had that curry last night. My anus feels like I sat on a cactuar

Zell | 30/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 73

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I wish I hadn't had that curry last night. My anus feels like its been ten rounds with Audley. oh wait...it feels fine.

The Plank | 30/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 72

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I wish I hadn't had that curry last night. My anus feels like I've been fisted by Wolverine

jimp | 30/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 66

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I wish I hadn't had that curry last night. My anus feels like it's been ravaged at a meeting of the cardinals

vanillabear | 31/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 66

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I wish I hadn't had that curry last night. My anus feels like someone cast Ifrit on it

Squall | 30/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 64

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I wish I hadn't had that curry last night. My anus feels like my dump came out sideways

petal | 30/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 52

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I wish I hadn't had that curry last night. My anus feels like I got a rimjob from a dragon

Gadzooks | 30/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 52

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I wish I hadn't had that curry last night. My anus feels like I've just been raped by my Naan.

jonh | 30/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 51

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I wish I hadn't had that curry last night. My anus feels like a muddy Niagara falls is passing through it every 10 minutes...

Faroutman | 30/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 48

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I wish I hadn't had that curry last night. My anus feels like the inside of a pepperami.

Roger Conquistador | 30/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 48

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I wish I hadn't had that curry last night. My anus feels like someone cast Firaga on it

Cloud | 30/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 43

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I wish I hadn't had that curry last night. My anus feels like someone cast Neo Bahamut on it

Aeris | 30/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 43

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I wish I hadn't had that curry last night. My anus feels like "Ohhhhhh, my shit is on fire!"

vanillabear | 31/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 43

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I wish I hadn't had that curry last night. My anus feels like I just shat a brick

i like turtles | 30/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 41

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I wish I hadn't had that curry last night. My anus feels like it's been rimmed by an electric sander

anon | 30/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 39

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I wish I hadn't had that curry last night. My anus feels like I accommodated a volcano

Smouldering ring | 30/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 36

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I wish I hadn't had that curry last night. My anus feels like I accidentally picked up a curling iron instead of my anal beads

Burny ring | 30/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 33

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I wish I hadn't had that curry last night. My anus feels like Goatse's

Sick Man | 30/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 32

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I wish I hadn't had that curry last night. My anus feels like i've been raped by Viscera

WWE | 30/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 26

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I wish I hadn't had that curry last night. My anus feels like it's been bitten by a shark

Doodle | 30/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 24

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I wish I hadn't had that curry last night. My anus feels like...

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