Waiting for Andy Murray to win a grand slam is like...

Waiting for Andy Murray to win a grand slam is like trying to make it to the end of Final Fantasy 7 with Aeris still alive
Barret | 31/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 112
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Waiting for Andy Murray to win a grand slam is like Waiting in a queue for a toilet when you really really need a piss
matt558 | 31/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 94
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Waiting for Andy Murray to win a grand slam is like waiting for the Pope to empty his catheter after midnight mass.
vanillabear | 31/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 92
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Waiting for Andy Murray to win a grand slam is like fapping until you are just about to splooge and then stopping
i like turtles | 31/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 86
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Waiting for Andy Murray to win a grand slam is like waiting for my AIDS test result.
Faroutman | 31/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 73
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Waiting for Andy Murray to win a grand slam is like waiting for a good episode of The Only Way is Essex
Bob | 31/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 70
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Waiting for Andy Murray to win a grand slam is like waiting to grow my first pube
Justin Beiber | 31/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 66
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Waiting for Andy Murray to win a grand slam is like waiting for Madeleine Mccann to turn up
Andy | 31/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 63
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Waiting for Andy Murray to win a grand slam is like waiting for Scotland to win the World Cup, you just know it's never going to happen
Brrrrrrap | 31/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 58
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Waiting for Andy Murray to win a grand slam is like England to win at anything
Bob | 31/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 55
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Waiting for Andy Murray to win a grand slam is like waiting for global warming to hurry up so we can catch some rays
Chaffinch | 31/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 55
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Waiting for Andy Murray to win a grand slam is like waiting for Adrian Chiles to show some charisma
jonh | 31/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 54
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Waiting for Andy Murray to win a grand slam is like waiting for this lead weight to turn into gold
Nathan | 31/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 54
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Waiting for Andy Murray to win a grand slam is like waiting for Ricky Gervais to realise he's England's biggest disappointment
Bob | 31/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 52
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Waiting for Andy Murray to win a grand slam is like waiting to have the right weather for a BBQ in England
Elvin | 31/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 48
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Waiting for Andy Murray to win a grand slam is like waiting for my erection to go down after accidentally consuming an entire packet of viagra
oh dear | 31/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 48
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Waiting for Andy Murray to win a grand slam is like a Bath Spa student to learn the alphabet
Gadzooks | 31/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 48
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Waiting for Andy Murray to win a grand slam is like waiting for the movie Seven Pounds to get to the point
W. Smith | 31/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 43
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Waiting for Andy Murray to win a grand slam is like waiting for a train in autumn
The Weatherman | 31/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 36
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