That model is so hot I would...

That model is so hot I would use her poo for toothpaste.
matt558 | 28/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 135
That model is so hot I would use my EXPENSIVE paints on this one! Maybe I'd even flock the base and show it off at Games Workshop!
Lollodon XI | 28/02/2011 | Permalink | E | MegaScore: 128
That model is so hot I would n't mind if she farted on my balls
DJ Loki | 28/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 96
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That model is so hot I would spill my gentlemen crême if if got within touching distance of her
Pre Mature | 28/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 95
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That model is so hot I would suck a fart out of her ass
Overlord | 28/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 95
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That model is so hot I would kick the brown doors in and paint them white on the way out!
Big Roger | 28/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 87
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That model is so hot I would happily chance snapping her twig like body
Hoggy | 28/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 70
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That model is so hot I would install her in my cellar as an Eco friendly radiator.
J. Fritzle | 28/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 69
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That model is so hot I would go Dambusters on her ass.
Colonel G | 28/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 66
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That model is so hot I would bet she has an STI or two.
Faroutman | 28/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 64
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That model is so hot I would keep hold of it. It'll be worth loads in the future!
E. Bay | 28/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 64
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That model is so hot I would Throw money at her afterwards
Stabby jameson | 28/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 64
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That model is so hot I would 'nt touch it if I were you! I'm not taking you to A&E again!
Burns Unit | 28/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 62
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That model is so hot I would like to eat her liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti
Hannibal | 28/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 55
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That model is so hot I would masturbate non stop whilst looking at a picture of him
Micky Maguire | 28/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 55
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That model is so hot I would LOVE to paint her
Rowan | 01/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 55
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That model is so hot I would not even care about the inevitable A&E trip trying to explain why the X-ray showed Hornby train pieces in my colon
bobster | 28/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 55
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That model is so hot I would guess she's coming down with the flu.
Don't call me Shirley | 28/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 54
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That model is so hot I would let her touch my special area
zebedee | 28/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 52
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That model is so hot I would get those same urges I did in Year 9 when Ms. Spears the 40 year old Geography teacher wore a tight blouse on a cold day
puberty | 28/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 51
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That model is so hot I would blow my load.... all over her dashboard
Jeremy Clarkson | 28/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 51
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That model is so hot I would wonder why I didn't fork out the extra £20 for a manikin with a hole in it
Bob | 28/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 49
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That model is so hot I would have sex with her
Rave | 28/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 49
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That model is so hot I would like to impress her by squatting down onto this glass jar
LARP fan | 28/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 48
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That model is so hot I would totally not mind if Sephiroth killed Aeris
Cloud | 28/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 43
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That model is so hot I would put her out. She's going to burn herself.
EddieB | 28/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 39
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That model is so hot I would very much like to meat her dark alley
Dirk Diggler | 28/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 39
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That model is so hot I would give her 5 minutes the shaft of extacy
studmuffin | 28/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 39
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That model is so hot I would reckon you could count to her IQ on one hand.
Faroutman | 28/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 38
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That model is so hot I would not be surprised if she's put to much vapour rub on
Vicks | 28/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 31
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That model is so hot I would not recommend putting a Flying Scotsman in the microwave, he would die
Horn By | 28/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 29
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That model is so hot I would cut off my own penis just to see her poo
jiiiiizz | 28/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 26

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