Megaphores - Metaphors and Similes never looked so good

So tonight I'm gonna party like it's hooters just declared a topless happy hour

Zeugma | 15/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 68

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So tonight I'm gonna party like it's Chernobyl and those strobes are lasers fired from the eyes of giant rabbits

Bob | 14/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 67

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So tonight I'm gonna party like it's topless waiters night at the local gaybar

Julian | 14/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 66

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So tonight I'm gonna party like it's Maggie Thatcher's funeral

Gadzooks | 14/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 60

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So tonight I'm gonna party like it's Mr. Blobby's birthday and he's brought the mushrooms

bobster | 14/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 60

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So tonight I'm gonna party like it's time to make a sacrifice

Tribe | 14/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 60

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So tonight I'm gonna party like it's free Ecstasy and glowsticks night

i like turtles | 14/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 55

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So tonight I'm gonna party like it's never been seen before! I'm going as a blind man.

Faroutman | 14/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 55

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So tonight I'm gonna party like it's time for a new sentence start!

Beta proving at it's best | 15/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 49

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So tonight I'm gonna party like it's nine pounds ninety nine for a bottle of JD

cpw | 14/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 44

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So tonight I'm gonna party like it's 19999

Cyborg Prince | 14/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 44

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So tonight I'm gonna party like it's 1984! And if I don't, the Party will know...

Slightly different blue | 14/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 43

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So tonight I'm gonna party like it's socially acceptable to pee on people when they turn their backs

al | 14/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 32

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So tonight I'm gonna party like it's the end of the recession

wigworm | 14/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 32

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So tonight I'm gonna party like it's the last day of club 18-30 and I'm 90% of the way through the wome

Shlags | 14/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 29

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So tonight I'm gonna party like it's...

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