Spring has sprung, the daffodils are out and I feel gayer than...

Spring has sprung, the daffodils are out and I feel gayer than that time I got asked how many cocks I could fit in my mouth and replied " garglefhhthgargle".
Faroutman | 31/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 102
Spring has sprung, the daffodils are out and I feel gayer than the time I accidentally turned to gay porn during the 'vinegar strokes'
Hit the roof! | 31/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 94
Spring has sprung, the daffodils are out and I feel gayer than a gay fay on may day, who lay in the way of a ray of sun.
Herman | 31/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 87
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Spring has sprung, the daffodils are out and I feel gayer than a gambling lamb
Baaaraaamuuuu | 31/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 87
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Spring has sprung, the daffodils are out and I feel gayer than Graham Norton playing Frankenfurter
Warping the time | 31/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 86
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Spring has sprung, the daffodils are out and I feel gayer than the time I rode to work on my pink unicorn
Bob | 31/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 83
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Spring has sprung, the daffodils are out and I feel gayer than the time me & my friend were play wrestling & we accidently made eye contact... & then I accidently bummed him...
generic username | 31/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 82
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Spring has sprung, the daffodils are out and I feel gayer than the time my pet gerbil went on an adventure...
cpw | 31/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 82
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Spring has sprung, the daffodils are out and I feel gayer than that deleted scene in Brokeback Mountain where Gandalf shows up
Flashbang | 31/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 82
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Spring has sprung, the daffodils are out and I feel gayer than the time Elton John sang "Are you ready for love?" and I said "Yes I am!"
i like turtles | 31/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 77
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Spring has sprung, the daffodils are out and I feel gayer than two rainbows with designer handbags locked in a tender man-on-man kiss
Slightly different blue | 31/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 72
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Spring has sprung, the daffodils are out and I feel gayer than the glitter-dusted rainbow sneeze of a pastel pink unicorn being ridden by George Michael
Gadzooks | 31/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 72
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Spring has sprung, the daffodils are out and I feel gayer than a cock up the chuff.
Derrer | 31/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 69
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Spring has sprung, the daffodils are out and I feel gayer than that time I felt pretty, oh so pretty, oh so pretty and witty and bright
Maria | 31/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 67
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Spring has sprung, the daffodils are out and I feel gayer than the time I was bi-winning at professor fancypants emporium of velour
Zeugma | 04/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 67
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Spring has sprung, the daffodils are out and I feel gayer than the time I gave myself a facial
Interpret it how you will | 31/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 67
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Spring has sprung, the daffodils are out and I feel gayer than that time I touched penises with my cousin.
Jesus | 31/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 66
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Spring has sprung, the daffodils are out and I feel gayer than if I knew the difference between fuchsia, cerise, and French rose
Herman | 31/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 66
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Spring has sprung, the daffodils are out and I feel gayer than the time I spent an evening in my dressing gown, slippers and the freshly stripped skin of George Michael
sirens | 31/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 62
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Spring has sprung, the daffodils are out and I feel gayer than the time I went on an undercover sting in a public toilet in america
Let's go outside | 31/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 62
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Spring has sprung, the daffodils are out and I feel gayer than the time David Hasslehoff popped into my mind when I was trying to finish off
It's the chest hair | 31/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 60
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Spring has sprung, the daffodils are out and I feel gayer than the inside of rainbow
bib | 31/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 58
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Spring has sprung, the daffodils are out and I feel gayer than the time I came over a little queer
freddy pop | 01/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 52
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Spring has sprung, the daffodils are out and I feel gayer than when I'm in the Blue Oyster after too many Pina Coladas
Kwee wee | 31/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 43
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Spring has sprung, the daffodils are out and I feel gayer than danny de vito on teletubbies
dsd | 31/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 39
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Spring has sprung, the daffodils are out and I feel gayer than meatspin.com
Gross | 31/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 32
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Spring has sprung, the daffodils are out and I feel gayer than a pink, sparkly manthong
Hole in my head | 01/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 29
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Spring has sprung, the daffodils are out and I feel gayer than Justin Beiber
Assbutt | 31/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 29

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