Megaphores - Metaphors and Similes never looked so good

Spring has sprung, the daffodils are out and I feel gayer than that time I got asked how many cocks I could fit in my mouth and replied " garglefhhthgargle".

Faroutman | 31/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 108

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Spring has sprung, the daffodils are out and I feel gayer than the time I accidentally turned to gay porn during the 'vinegar strokes'

Hit the roof! | 31/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 94

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Spring has sprung, the daffodils are out and I feel gayer than a gay fay on may day, who lay in the way of a ray of sun.

Herman | 31/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 87

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Spring has sprung, the daffodils are out and I feel gayer than a gambling lamb

Baaaraaamuuuu | 31/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 87

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Spring has sprung, the daffodils are out and I feel gayer than Graham Norton playing Frankenfurter

Warping the time | 31/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 86

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Spring has sprung, the daffodils are out and I feel gayer than the time Elton John sang "Are you ready for love?" and I said "Yes I am!"

i like turtles | 31/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 86

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Spring has sprung, the daffodils are out and I feel gayer than the time my pet gerbil went on an adventure...

cpw | 31/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 86

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Spring has sprung, the daffodils are out and I feel gayer than the time I rode to work on my pink unicorn

Bob | 31/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 83

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Spring has sprung, the daffodils are out and I feel gayer than that deleted scene in Brokeback Mountain where Gandalf shows up

Flashbang | 31/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 82

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Spring has sprung, the daffodils are out and I feel gayer than the time me & my friend were play wrestling & we accidently made eye contact... & then I accidently bummed him...

generic username | 31/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 78

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Spring has sprung, the daffodils are out and I feel gayer than the glitter-dusted rainbow sneeze of a pastel pink unicorn being ridden by George Michael

Gadzooks | 31/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 72

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Spring has sprung, the daffodils are out and I feel gayer than a cock up the chuff.

Derrer | 31/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 69

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Spring has sprung, the daffodils are out and I feel gayer than that time I felt pretty, oh so pretty, oh so pretty and witty and bright

Maria | 31/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 67

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Spring has sprung, the daffodils are out and I feel gayer than the time I was bi-winning at professor fancypants emporium of velour

Zeugma | 04/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 67

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Spring has sprung, the daffodils are out and I feel gayer than the time I gave myself a facial

Interpret it how you will | 31/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 67

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Spring has sprung, the daffodils are out and I feel gayer than two rainbows with designer handbags locked in a tender man-on-man kiss

Slightly different blue | 31/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 67

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Spring has sprung, the daffodils are out and I feel gayer than that time I touched penises with my cousin.

Jesus | 31/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 66

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Spring has sprung, the daffodils are out and I feel gayer than if I knew the difference between fuchsia, cerise, and French rose

Herman | 31/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 66

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Spring has sprung, the daffodils are out and I feel gayer than the time I spent an evening in my dressing gown, slippers and the freshly stripped skin of George Michael

sirens | 31/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 62

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Spring has sprung, the daffodils are out and I feel gayer than the time I went on an undercover sting in a public toilet in america

Let's go outside | 31/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 62

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Spring has sprung, the daffodils are out and I feel gayer than the time David Hasslehoff popped into my mind when I was trying to finish off

It's the chest hair | 31/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 60

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Spring has sprung, the daffodils are out and I feel gayer than the inside of rainbow

bib | 31/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 58

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Spring has sprung, the daffodils are out and I feel gayer than the time I came over a little queer

freddy pop | 01/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 52

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Spring has sprung, the daffodils are out and I feel gayer than when I'm in the Blue Oyster after too many Pina Coladas

Kwee wee | 31/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 43

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Spring has sprung, the daffodils are out and I feel gayer than danny de vito on teletubbies

dsd | 31/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 39

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Spring has sprung, the daffodils are out and I feel gayer than meatspin.com

Gross | 31/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 32

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Spring has sprung, the daffodils are out and I feel gayer than a pink, sparkly manthong

Hole in my head | 01/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 29

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Spring has sprung, the daffodils are out and I feel gayer than Justin Beiber

Assbutt | 31/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 29

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Spring has sprung, the daffodils are out and I feel gayer than...

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