A spider just landed on my face and I screamed like I'd been...

A spider just landed on my face and I screamed like I'd been suplexed through a cattle grid
Gadzooks | 09/04/2011 | Permalink | E | MegaScore: 155
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A spider just landed on my face and I screamed like I'd been employed to do the voice of Ned Flanders
Lang1702 | 09/04/2011 | Permalink | E | MegaScore: 126
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A spider just landed on my face and I screamed like I'd been secretly hiding my gender for the past 21 years.
kevinbors | 09/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 69
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A spider just landed on my face and I screamed like I'd been subjected to pictures of Susan Boyle naked
Quadraspaz | 09/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 66
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A spider just landed on my face and I screamed like I'd been momentarily been encapsulated in my youth
Lang1702 | 09/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 66
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A spider just landed on my face and I screamed like I'd been told I would have to sit through a 89 hour Bieber - a - thon
Zeugma | 09/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 63
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A spider just landed on my face and I screamed like I'd been kicked in the grapefruits by Mirko Crocop
i like turtles | 09/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 52
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A spider just landed on my face and I screamed like I'd been orally violated by a woman with facial warts.
Faroutman | 09/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 52
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A spider just landed on my face and I screamed like I'd been asked to pick up the soap in a prison shower
Quadraspaz | 09/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 52
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A spider just landed on my face and I screamed like I'd been strapped to a chair and made to watch every episode of One Tree Hill with my eyelids taped to my forehead
Bob | 09/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 51
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A spider just landed on my face and I screamed like I'd been penetrated by a champion racehorse
FIRST | 09/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 43
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A spider just landed on my face and I screamed like I'd been wank raped with a vision of a man grinning wildly after winning a coconut shy
Bob | 09/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 41
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A spider just landed on my face and I screamed like I'd been close to a perfect 300 game and, on my last bowl, Kelly Brook spilt beer down her front
Bob | 09/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 41
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A spider just landed on my face and I screamed like I'd been rammed up the fudge tubes
Ergo | 09/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 32
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A spider just landed on my face and I screamed like I'd been "bad touched" by a spider as a child
Dennus | 09/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 26
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