That bang was so loud I thought...

That bang was so loud I thought "Oh ho ho Mr. Microwave, how deep your sense of irony must run after cooking my platter of silver trout."
doobleducks | 13/04/2011 | Permalink | E | MegaScore: 139
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That bang was so loud I thought I'd probably broken her jaw...teach her to burn dinner...
generic username | 13/04/2011 | Permalink | E | MegaScore: 121
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That bang was so loud I thought my intestines couldn't handle the Krakatoa like pressures. Note to self: No more 'Indian Chicken Curry'...
kevinbors | 13/04/2011 | Permalink | E | MegaScore: 112
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That bang was so loud I thought it was a bad idea to build the school for the sensitive of hearing next to Clumsy Joe's dynamite warehouse.
Slightly different blue | 13/04/2011 | Permalink | E | MegaScore: 104
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That bang was so loud I thought I'd hit that child at 40, but thankfully it was only 30 so there's an 80% chance they will live
Quadraspaz | 13/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 91
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That bang was so loud I thought God had created another universe
Lang1702 | 13/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 87
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That bang was so loud I thought she'd gotten out of her cage again!
mr. J | 13/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 62
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That bang was so loud I thought that the explosion I'm walking away from must be pretty damn awesome.
Faroutman | 13/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 62
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That bang was so loud I thought my cat had knocked a frying pan onto the floor. Turns out it was Buncefield exploding. True story.
Elvin | 13/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 60
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That bang was so loud I thought one of the lice in my ear hairs had gone on a jihad
Clackers | 13/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 60
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That bang was so loud I thought we definitely woke the neighbours, & probably half the street ;)
generic username | 13/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 55
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That bang was so loud I thought your mum had fallen out of bed again
Joe Mamma | 13/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 52
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That bang was so loud I thought your mom had fallen over
fishdicks | 13/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 52
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That bang was so loud I thought it made Hiroshima seem like a whiff
Bob | 13/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 51
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That bang was so loud I thought Allah had created another universe
langjay1702 | 13/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 41
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That bang was so loud I thought I'd jumped out of my skin. Turns out I'd just jumped out of the skin of my victim, which I was wearing at the time.
Slightly different blue | 13/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 41
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That bang was so loud I thought she was gonna deafen me, KNA'MEAN?
Roger Sanchez | 13/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 39
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That bang was so loud I thought Zeus had just boffed my ears
The Kraken | 13/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 14
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