Megaphores - Metaphors and Similes never looked so good

Since the accident my pet elephant has been more forgetful than an alzheimers patient who . . . to get to the other side

Zeugma | 14/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 94

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Since the accident my pet elephant has been more forgetful than a goldfish swimming around in a vat of gin and tonic

Lang1702 | 14/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 86

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Since the accident my pet elephant has been more forgetful than young Timmy after being shown how to make the Grand Wizards snake spit

Bob | 14/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 67

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Since the accident my pet elephant has been more forgetful than ... wait, my 'pet elephant'? What kind of an accident was I in?!

kevinbors | 14/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 66

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Since the accident my pet elephant has been more forgetful than my Aunty Trevor who died last week trying to use her car keys on a zebra

doobleducks | 14/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 64

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Since the accident my pet elephant has been more forgetful than ....than....than.....damn what was I going to say.

Faroutman | 14/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 60

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Since the accident my pet elephant has been more forgetful than a date rape drug tester

cpw | 14/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 52

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Since the accident my pet elephant has been more forgetful than the Wachowski brothers when they made the Matrix sequels

Hot Dogger | 14/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 48

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Since the accident my pet elephant has been more forgetful than the witnesses of when Jesus turned 180 gallons of water into wine. (John 2:1-2:11)

Slightly different blue | 14/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 43

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Since the accident my pet elephant has been more forgetful than a bunch of senior citizens playing Simon

cpw | 14/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 43

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Since the accident my pet elephant has been more forgetful than a headless chicken who couldn't find her spectacles

Gadzooks | 14/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 39

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Since the accident my pet elephant has been more forgetful than before

Cherry | 07/11/2017 | Permalink | MegaScore: 0

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Since the accident my pet elephant has been more forgetful than...

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