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If Paris is the city of love then Hull is an alleyway bukake session with your mum...

Poostache | 15/04/2011 | Permalink | E | MegaScore: 150

If Paris is the city of love then Hull is the arsehole in the dark of the valley of the shadow of despair long past the cliffs of misery and the abyss of regret

Zeugma | 15/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 85

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If Paris is the city of love then Hull is the city of bowl movements

Lang1702 | 15/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 73

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If Paris is the city of love then Hull is the city of love (between brothers and sisters, fathers and daughters etc)

Quadraspaz | 15/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 73

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If Paris is the city of love then Hull is the uncomfortable revelation that your dog actually has the voice of a beleaguered David Dickinson

doobleducks | 15/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 60

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If Paris is the city of love then Hull is an AIDS infected rectum, festering in a congealed pool of pity & hopelessness..

generic username | 15/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 48

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If Paris is the city of love then Hull is the Chlamydia capital of the world

i like turtles | 15/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 48

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If Paris is the city of love then Hull is the gristle in a kebab, even when drunk it'll still piss you off.

Faroutman | 15/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 32

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If Paris is the city of love then Hull is the city of woe and regret

Noob Saibot | 15/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 18

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If Paris is the city of love then Hull is the dried up spunk on a skanky diseased hooker.

Slightly different blue | 15/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 18

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If Paris is the city of love then Hull is...

Finish the sentence!