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Nicholas Cage's film career is like a combination of Lady Gaga and a Laurel and Hardy sketch. Terrible, mad, and yet slightly amusing.
Hoggy | 17/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 77
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Nicholas Cage's film career is about as exciting as a long drive across the Sahara
Lang1702 | 17/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 71
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Nicholas Cage's film career is going to have to consist entirely of movies set in jails from now on
Quadraspaz | 17/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 67
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Nicholas Cage's film career is becoming more desperate than my Uncle Nancy who, paralysed from the neck down, fell over and drowned in an inch of water
doobleducks | 17/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 67
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Nicholas Cage's film career is has got more ups and downs than a manic depressive on a pogo stick using a yo-yo
Gadzooks | 17/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 62
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Nicholas Cage's film career is going down faster than Paris Hilton after a WKD
Bob | 17/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 57
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Nicholas Cage's film career is drowning, much like the bag of kittens I 'misplaced' last night..
generic username | 17/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 55
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Nicholas Cage's film career is like a highlight reel of God's best achievements, honestly, it is, PLEASE DON'T HIT ME!!
Mrs Cage | 17/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 55
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Nicholas Cage's film career is a face off between a national treasure, ghost rider and a kick ass hero.
Faroutman | 17/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 55
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Nicholas Cage's film career is as wrecked as his wife's face
globule | 17/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 43
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Nicholas Cage's film career is likeky to get your ass kicked if you bring it up as a topic of conversation when he's has 1 too many
cpw | 17/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 32
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