The Royal Wedding would be infinitely more interesting if Prince Philip was allowed to interrupt proceedings at any point to enlighten the world of his views of other races
The Royal Wedding would be infinitely more interesting if anybody who was cool enough actually gave a toss. Seriously. Its like watching rape porn. You dont want to, but cant hel
The Royal Wedding would be infinitely more interesting if the live coverage went right through to the "wedding night" and they added a funky 70's porn groove as the soundtrack
The Royal Wedding would be infinitely more interesting if Snookie from Jersey Shore was a guest speaker, Charlie Sheen is doing crack off a hookers back and Harry is a Nazi again
