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Can you turn down the light? It's brighter than Ralph Wiggums night light

Lang1702 | 22/04/2011 | Permalink | E | MegaScore: 124

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Can you turn down the light? It's brighter than a gollywog's teeth

Stonefish | 22/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 74

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Can you turn down the light? It's brighter than the National Albino Society's trip to the hall of mirrors

Bob | 22/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 73

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Can you turn down the light? It's brighter than the freshly spilt blood of the rabbit i just caught in my headlights

Hoggy | 22/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 62

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Can you turn down the light? It's brighter than Neo Bahamut's tonsils

Cloud | 22/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 60

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Can you turn down the light? It's brighter than Johnny Flame holding a disco ball

doobleducks | 22/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 52

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Can you turn down the light? It's brighter than looking at the sun, through a telescope, while on a spaceship in a close orbit around it

Elvin | 22/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 43

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Can you turn down the light? It's brighter than the sun that Simon Cowell thinks shines out of his arse

Murph | 22/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 39

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Can you turn down the light? It's brighter than the lovechild of Albert Einstein and Stephen Hawking, after being lit on fire.

Slightly different blue | 22/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 39

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Can you turn down the light? It's brighter than Humphry Davy intended.

Faroutman | 22/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 29

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Can you turn down the light? It's brighter than the guy who realised that by combining a loaf of bread with a knife produces a sneaky way to murder someone

Gadzooks | 22/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 29

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Can you turn down the light? It's brighter than you in opposite land.

Slightly different blue | 22/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 29

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