Can you turn down the light? It's brighter than...

Can you turn down the light? It's brighter than Ralph Wiggums night light
Lang1702 | 22/04/2011 | Permalink | E | MegaScore: 118
Can you turn down the light? It's brighter than a gollywog's teeth
Stonefish | 22/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 69
Can you turn down the light? It's brighter than the National Albino Society's trip to the hall of mirrors
Bob | 22/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 67
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Can you turn down the light? It's brighter than the freshly spilt blood of the rabbit i just caught in my headlights
Hoggy | 22/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 66
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Can you turn down the light? It's brighter than Neo Bahamut's tonsils
Cloud | 22/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 52
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Can you turn down the light? It's brighter than Johnny Flame holding a disco ball
doobleducks | 22/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 52
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Can you turn down the light? It's brighter than looking at the sun, through a telescope, while on a spaceship in a close orbit around it
Elvin | 22/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 43
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Can you turn down the light? It's brighter than the sun that Simon Cowell thinks shines out of his arse
Murph | 22/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 39
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Can you turn down the light? It's brighter than the lovechild of Albert Einstein and Stephen Hawking, after being lit on fire.
Slightly different blue | 22/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 39
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Can you turn down the light? It's brighter than Humphry Davy intended.
Faroutman | 22/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 29
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Can you turn down the light? It's brighter than the guy who realised that by combining a loaf of bread with a knife produces a sneaky way to murder someone
Gadzooks | 22/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 29
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Can you turn down the light? It's brighter than you in opposite land.
Slightly different blue | 22/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 29

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