Megaphores - Metaphors and Similes never looked so good

My youth is disappearing so fast it won't be long till Justin Bieber is played on Classic FM

Quadraspaz | 11/05/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 72

My youth is disappearing so fast it won't be long till I'll be able to make up stories about my childhood "living with the dinosaurs" to my grandkids

Zeugma | 11/05/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 70

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My youth is disappearing so fast it won't be long till I've shredded every last photo

Lang1702 | 11/05/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 68

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My youth is disappearing so fast it won't be long till my wife's knockers can be used as a Newton's Cradle.

Faroutman | 12/05/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 66

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My youth is disappearing so fast it won't be long till I get to wear nappies again

Gadzooks | 11/05/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 44

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My youth is disappearing so fast it won't be long till im moaning about 'the youth of today' and telling children its the best time of their lives. Now wheres the tax return

Hoggy | 11/05/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 43

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My youth is disappearing so fast it won't be long till my skin looks like a walrus' nut sack

Bob | 11/05/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 43

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My youth is disappearing so fast it won't be long till my memory..completely....wait, what was the question?

generic username | 11/05/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 41

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My youth is disappearing so fast it won't be long till my cloathes come back into fashion again.

edd1eb | 11/05/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 32

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My youth is disappearing so fast it won't be long till...

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