Megaphores - Metaphors and Similes never looked so good

I haven't seen anything that disfigured since Doctor Who's "the Ood" had their faces introduced to a sausage mincer

Zeugma | 14/05/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 76

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I haven't seen anything that disfigured since Picasso invited me to meet his 'perfect' girlfriend

Lang1702 | 14/05/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 76

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I haven't seen anything that disfigured since I played pin the machete on the prisoner with a tribe of Umbagian natives

Bob | 14/05/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 48

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I haven't seen anything that disfigured since introduced that horde of zombies to my good friend Mr. Chainsaw

Gadzooks | 14/05/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 43

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I haven't seen anything that disfigured since I went down on that post-op transgender "girl"

cpw | 14/05/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 43

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I haven't seen anything that disfigured since I took a tour around Derren Brown's house.

Faroutman | 14/05/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 39

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I haven't seen anything that disfigured since I was a judge at the Miss Chernobyl competition

i like turtles | 14/05/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 32

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I haven't seen anything that disfigured since that game of Twister that went horribly horribly wrong

Quadraspaz | 14/05/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 32

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I haven't seen anything that disfigured since...