If I was on Mastermind I would look dumber than...

If I was on Mastermind I would look dumber than George Dubya Bush misunderarticulating one of his own Bushism's....
Poostache | 27/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 141
If I was on Mastermind I would look dumber than Harvey Price trying to count to banana
MedShental | 27/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 118
If I was on Mastermind I would look dumber than Stephen Hawkins, at least he can use a computer to speak!
Lang1702 | 27/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 106
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If I was on Mastermind I would look dumber than ...hang on...could you repeat the question please?
Faroutman | 27/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 105
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If I was on Mastermind I would look dumber than George Bush trying to point out Iraq on an inflatable globe with his toy rocket ship
Bob | 27/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 102
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If I was on Mastermind I would look dumber than a Redneck retaking primary school for the 18th time
Gadzooks | 27/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 98
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If I was on Mastermind I would look dumber than Stan Laurel after a massive dose of horse tranquillisers
Steff | 27/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 95
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If I was on Mastermind I would look dumber than Einstein, but look more intelligent than the guy who comes second...
Faroutman | 27/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 95
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If I was on Mastermind I would look dumber than my pet brick
bukkake | 27/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 87
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If I was on Mastermind I would look dumber than Harvey Price attempting to fornicate with a set of patio doors.
matt558 | 27/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 83
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If I was on Mastermind I would look dumber than Katie Price after a frontal lobotomy
Bob | 27/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 82
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If I was on Mastermind I would look dumber than Katie Price trying to remember her total number of sexual partners.
vanillabear | 27/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 78
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If I was on Mastermind I would look dumber than a mute
Steff | 27/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 73
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If I was on Mastermind I would look dumber than Helen Keller.
Rikki Sixx | 27/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 70
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If I was on Mastermind I would look dumber than Lord Lucan when he sent his holiday video to You've Been Framed
Spesh | 27/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 66
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If I was on Mastermind I would look dumber than a horse being asked to buy a second-hand used car.
shedddddd | 27/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 62
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If I was on Mastermind I would look dumber than a semi erec giraffe wearing sunglass and a fake moustache, trying to get into a 'snails only' golf club.
PhilH | 27/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 57
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If I was on Mastermind I would look dumber than a Kerry Katona and Jade Goody love child.
PhilH | 27/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 55
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If I was on Mastermind I would look dumber than Andy Gray facing Germaine Greer in a live, televised debate. With microphones.
Rowan | 27/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 55
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If I was on Mastermind I would look dumber than Katie Price trying to teach Harvey to count to banana
JuicyGoosey | 27/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 52
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If I was on Mastermind I would look dumber than a thalidomide victim entering a juggling competition
Andy | 27/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 49
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If I was on Mastermind I would look dumber than Jade Goody...and she's dead!
shed | 27/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 48
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If I was on Mastermind I would look dumber than a stroke victim trying to say his own name
harsh | 27/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 45
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If I was on Mastermind I would look dumber than a Creationist
Gadzooks | 27/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 43
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If I was on Mastermind I would look dumber than Lloyd Christmas and Harry Dunne
Gadzooks | 27/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 43
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If I was on Mastermind I would look dumber than Keanu Reeves in... well... every one of his films.
Korey | 27/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 39
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If I was on Mastermind I would look dumber than Sarah Palin attempting to construct a logical statement about absolutly anything...
jimp | 27/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 29
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If I was on Mastermind I would look dumber than half the tossers on the Jeremy Kyle show.
Ols | 27/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 26
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If I was on Mastermind I would look dumber than someone with downs who had been hit in the face with a spade.
Faroutman | 27/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 13

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