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If I got a tattoo I'd be more popular than Mohammed Al Fayed after revealing THAT statue

Lang1702 | 04/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 75

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If I got a tattoo I'd be more popular than a young boy who got locked in the Sistine Chapel during a conclave

cpw | 04/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 69

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If I got a tattoo I'd be more popular than the kid who had 3 shiny Charizards at school

generic username | 04/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 66

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If I got a tattoo I'd be more popular than a firebreathing lightning throw lazer shooting intergalactic sombrero monkey

Zeugma | 04/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 60

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If I got a tattoo I'd be more popular than Charlie Sheen after snorting the grinded bones of a Saharan Wilderbeast

Bob | 04/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 60

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If I got a tattoo I'd be more popular than if I was a banker, grew a conscience, gave back my bonus & became a teacher....

Poostache | 04/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 51

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If I got a tattoo I'd be more popular than that weasel Popeye.

Bluto | 04/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 48

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If I got a tattoo I'd be more popular than a Thorntons chocolate free sample stand at a Weightwatchers convention

Quadraspaz | 04/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 48

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If I got a tattoo I'd be more popular than Hitler at a Hanukkah celebration.

Faroutman | 04/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 48

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If I got a tattoo I'd be more popular than Glasgow's abortion clinic

f.u.c.k | 04/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 39

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If I got a tattoo I'd be more popular than Princess Diana's zombie at the Daily Express office

Gadzooks | 04/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 29

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If I got a tattoo I'd be more popular than...

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